Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3326	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ores Mined:	7929	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Ores Mined:	9649	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	461403

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	1111
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Emeralds Found:	7196
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	157
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	354
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Gods Slained:	0	New Chunks Explored:	103509
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Potions Brewed:	126	Gods Slained:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ores Mined:	1229
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Dimension Hops:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Emeralds Found:	4972	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.