Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mines Excavated:	2243
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Emeralds Found:	1812	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	570	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Animals Bred:	108
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	4703	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Magic Items Found:	2892

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.