Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Endless Night Skies:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	8169	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	63	Void Armor Forged:	21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	890
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Meteorites Collected:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Crops Grown:	7789
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	937
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Runes Activated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2108
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Towns Built:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Farms Harvested:	814
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8849

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Divine Spears Created:	21
Gods Slained:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.