Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Zombie Dances:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Divine Spears Created:	29	Crops Grown:	5098

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Chimeras Created:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dimension Hops:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Towns Built:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Farms Harvested:	929

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	456	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Charlie Roleplay

Roleplay

== PRYMA SERVER ==Pryma, a fabulous and very strong Kingdom where peace reigned, was once attacked by an evil Sect who burned the kingdom and tried to destroy everything that was left of it. Nobody gave up, the war lasted more than two years… But, in the end, the Kingdom surrendered.Some survivors remained, including Captain Clawes who, with his ship, managed to save much of the remaining population and bring them to the new Kingdom, a safer, more powerful kingdom, which was ready to take back the territory it had lost. Within this kingdom two Guilds were created: the Kadreks and the Oblivions. They were two strong guilds, both with the goal of bringing peace to the Kingdom of Pryma.Now it’s up to you! Find out how the in-game story will evolve! Improve your equipment, defeat the most feared bosses and complete all missions together with your Guild and your Friends!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
New Chunks Explored:	30574	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Buildings Constructed:	49	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

InterstellarMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Meteorites Collected:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Vanilla Hype

Survival, Vanilla

Fresh new map! Vanilla Hype is a whitelisted vanilla server. There is no griefing or stealing and the gameplay is as vanilla as it gets. We have events and weekly competitions that anyone can join.The aim of the server is to build a friendly and mature community so we’re always looking for new members! If you’re interested in joining apply on our discord server :] https://discord.gg/3yJkzUp

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Ores Mined:	7493	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.