Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	646771	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Sister’s Gooning Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the main goal is to see how many chickens you can get gooning for your sister! That’s right, we’ve got a whole chicken army waiting to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that drops rare loot and grants wishes to those who can defeat him in battle. Rumor has it that one player even wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a clucking good time and see just how many cocks you can get gooning for your sister!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Chud Squad Minecraft SMP

acceptance, belonging, Chud, chuds, Community, confusion, Diversity, Friends, Furry, identity crisis, Individuality, judgment, Labels, Minecraft, outcast, peer pressure, personal growth, Self Discovery, Self-expression, smp, social circle, squad, Stereotypes, Unique

Are you tired of playing with chuds who just don’t get your furry vibes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all your furry fantasies to come to life! Join us and unleash your inner animal as you roam the wild world of Minecraft with like-minded furries who will accept you for who you truly are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own civilization deep within the caves. Will you be the one to discover their hidden world and join forces with them to conquer the overworld? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Leave those chuds behind and come join us on the most fur-tastic Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might just find your furry soulmate in the process!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

WifeAggroCraft

12 week old, 5 minutes, aita, Asshole, BOTTLE, DRIVE, esky, Feed, home, House, LUNCHBOX, Meals, Night shift, Son, swing away, Wife, WifeAggroCraft, work

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like this! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

Are you tired of being nagged to do chores as soon as you walk in the door? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without anyone telling you what to do! No more bottle feeding duties, just pure Minecraft bliss.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without any responsibilities. No more 3-hour drives or night shifts, just endless possibilities in the world of blocks. So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while.

Who needs a 12-week-old son when you can have a virtual pet wolf in Minecraft? Build your own empire, tame wild animals, and explore mysterious caves. The only thing you’ll be feeding is your creativity on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to real-life drama. Build, mine, and craft your way to happiness on our Minecraft server. Who needs a bottle when you have a diamond sword?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Magic Items Found:	6029	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

AwkwardAF, bizarre actions, bizarre tendencies, eccentric behavior, embarrassing actions, family reactions, Minecraft, odd behaviors, odd habits, outlandish actions, peculiar habits, peculiar mannerisms, quirky behavior, quirky tendencies, smp, strange habits, strange quirks, unusual behavior, unusual habits, weird actions, weird behavior, weird tendencies

Are you tired of being judged for your strange habits in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, the weirder, the better! Join us and show off your quirks in a world where being odd is celebrated. From building giant statues of your pet goldfish to creating a house made entirely out of cake, there are no limits to your creativity here.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Will you be able to uncover their hidden agenda and become the llama whisperer of the server? Only time will tell.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and embark on wild adventures with fellow eccentric players, then join us on this Minecraft SMP and let your freak flag fly high!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	99	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Endless Night Skies:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

KidzCraft: Silent Generation

child rearing, cognitive development., Communication, developmental psychology, emotional intelligence, experimental psychology, generation, group dynamics, Human Behavior, interpersonal relationships, ISOLATION, KidzCraft, language acquisition, language development, mental health, nature vs nurture, psychological effects, SILENT, social development, social experiment, social isolation, Social Skills, socialization

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we recreate the ultimate social experiment! Join us as we gather players and raise them in complete isolation, only communicating through the game until they reach adulthood. Will they form their own language? Will they build epic structures without ever speaking a word? The possibilities are endless on our server! Plus, rumor has it that the first player to reach level 100 without saying a single word will unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of this wild social experiment!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BanjoCraft: No Storm Shadows

Alliance, arms control, Ban, BanjoCraft, biden, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, labour party, Military, negotiations, Politics, president, prime minister, SECURITY, shadows, Starmer, Storm, Storm Shadow missile, uk, US, weapons

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz we got a secret mission to convince Biden to let us use Storm Shadow missiles in Minecraft!! Imagine blowing up creepers with real missiles, it’s gonna be epic! Starmer is gonna be there too, he’s like the master of all things explosive. Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

💖 SakuraPE 💖- Login from any country Minecraft server

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IP: sakurape.ru

PORT: 19132

VK: @pesakura

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Endless Night Skies:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Emotion Stirring Minecraft Server

Central Europe, comparison, controversy, culture, Diplomacy, discussion, Diversity, emotion, emotions, geography, global relations, History, Identity, international relations, Japan, Minecraft, Peace, perspective, Poland, Server, society, Stirring, Threads, Unity

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Poland is the Japan of Central Europe! Join us for a wild ride filled with sushi-eating creepers, samurai skeletons, and ninja villagers.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner warrior and conquer the virtual world with your katana made of diamond blocks. Explore our unique map filled with cherry blossom forests, ancient temples, and hot springs where you can relax after a long day of mining.

But beware, the Polish-Japanese alliance is a force to be reckoned with. You never know when a group of Polish samurais will come charging at you on their trusty llamas, ready to defend their honor.

So come join us on this epic adventure and see why our Minecraft server is the craziest and most hilarious server in all of Central Europe. Peace out, and may the sushi be with you!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The Smackdown Fox Minecraft SMP

billion dollar deal, broadcast rights, cable TV, contract negotiations, Entertainment, Fox, Fox Sports, media industry, Minecraft, professional wrestling, Revenue, SmackDown, smp, sports business, Sports Entertainment, television, television programming, TV deal, Usa, USA Network, wrestling, wwe

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even FOX and USA are fighting over who gets to pay us more money! That’s right, we’re so entertaining that we’re breaking the bank just to keep the fun going.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community so wild that even the most seasoned players will be left scratching their heads in disbelief. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a story to tell)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MineGenAdvice: Craft Your Future!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against giant chickens, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and tame a pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a killer bunny, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Mayo’s Crafting Corner Minecraft Server

#youtube, art, Collabs, Corner, covers, Crafting, Divegrass, DreamCooking, Earblessings, Egoistic seesaw, Hakui Koyori, HoloX, Joshus, Koyo, Koyolive, Mayo, Mayo Rules, Mayos, Minecraft, New Journey, original songs, Otome yo motomeyo QED, Server, Shijyo Saidai no QUESTION!, SNEEZES, solos, Tear Gazer, Treats, twitter, Unbalance, vt//hag, vt//pink, wao, 博衣こより

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is filled with insane builds, wacky mini-games, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like “Divegrass” that will have you shouting “WAO WAO” in excitement. Plus, our rules are simple: always end with “Koyo” and never delete the rules or you’ll face the wrath of the Koyoyo.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t be a boring Joshu, be a part of our wacky world and spread the Koyoyo love!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Heem’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a llama in a telenovela.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of redstone. That’s right, dolphins. And rumor has it they throw the best underwater parties you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join his royal court and you’ll never go hungry again – unless you’re a vegetarian, in which case you might want to steer clear of the poultry palace.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for the creepers wearing top hats – they’re the real troublemakers around here.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NoKidsAtMyWeddingLOL

adults-only wedding, child-free event, family conflicts, family dynamics, family event, family expectations, Family Support, finding a babysitter, NoKidsAtMyWeddingLOL, sibling relationships, wedding attendance, Wedding celebration, wedding day decisions, wedding day etiquette, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding guests, wedding invitation, wedding planning, wedding policy

Are you tired of dealing with family drama at your wedding? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise a drama-free environment where only virtual blocks will be broken, not hearts.

Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can build your dream venue without worrying about pesky family members causing a scene. Our server is strictly adults-only, so you can focus on saying “I do” to your pixelated partner without any distractions.

Don’t let your sister’s three kids under the age of 10 ruin your big day – join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to escape to? So come on, join us and say “I do” to a stress-free wedding experience like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BlockyBabies ADHD & Autism Hub

adhd, autism, Behavioral Disorders, BlockyBabies, child development, childhood obesity, conduct disorders, health outcomes, Hub, long-term effects, maternal health, maternal obesity, Medical research, mental health, mother-child pairs, neurodevelopmental disorders, obesity, Pregnancy, prenatal health, public health, research, risk factors

join our minecraft server and escape the horrors of obesity during pregnancy! we have magical potions that will make your child immune to ADHD, autism, and conduct disorders! our server is like a magical land where all your worries disappear and you can build the craziest structures without a care in the world. come join us and experience the ultimate escape from reality!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Zombie Dances:	7
Ores Mined:	9263	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Crops Grown:	7529	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic creature, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of jealous players trying to steal your bling).

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Join us for a night of dancing, music, and maybe even a few unexpected creeper explosions (who invited them anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!