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Nn! Nnnghyaaaa! Nnnngh! Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

> smackdown is not cancelled Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us for epic smackdowns, raw battles, and NXT showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat. And let’s not forget about Rampage – who knows what crazy shenanigans Wheels will get into next!

So why wait? Come join us and be a part of the wildest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might even become the next champion of the server!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

KGE – Your pleasant world Minecraft server

24 hours, active moderators, Amoutcraft, Applications, Brewing alcohol, Donations, DS blocking, Events, free passage, gaming experience, influence, Innovations, KGE, minecraft server, No Private, Over 100 new refined enchantments, positive atmosphere, Prison, PvE, Regular Events, Regular streamers, Russian, Stability, Survival, unique items, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist, Without Launcher, Your pleasant world

Additionally:

Free passage

Brewing alcohol

Unique items

Over 100 new, refined enchantments

Amoutcraft

Stability

And you can find a lot more on our server, because it is being updated, and players can influence the innovations of the server.

Additional features:

Active moderators

Regular streamers

Positive atmosphere

Regular events to diversify the gaming experience

PS Due to the blocking of the DS, applications are accepted within 24 hours

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Night Owl Girl Minecraft Server

ACADEMIC, chemistry, concentration, easier, education, female, Focus, girl, late night, learning, Minecraft, night, night owl, night owl habits, night study, night time, OWL, productivity, Server, Sleep, STUDENT, study habits, studying, Understanding

Are you tired of being the only female girl studying at night while the world sleeps? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll find a whole community of nocturnal scholars just like you! Join us and discover the magical world of chemistry where potions and explosions are just a crafting table away. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears at midnight to help you with your homework. So come join us and study in the spookiest (and most educational) way possible!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Tottenham v AZ Match Thread Minecraft SMP

Austin, AZ.., Bentancur, Bergvall, Bissouma, Davies, Dragusin, FORSTER, Gray, Kick-off, Kulusevski, Maddison, match, Match Thread, Minecraft, Moore, richarlison, romero, smp, Solanke, Thread, Tottenham, Udogie, Vicario, Werner

🤣🎮 Ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, get your pickaxe ready because this server is about to blow your mind with its outrageousness!

🤪 Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by a team of Tottenham players ready to take on the world of Minecraft. From Forster guarding your base to Richarlison and Werner going on epic mining adventures, this server is a football fan’s dream come true!

🤯 But wait, there’s more! The opposing team, AZ, is not to be messed with. With Owusu-Oduro leading the charge and Van Bommel causing chaos wherever he goes, you’ll never know what to expect next.

🚀 So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you see a showdown between football stars in the world of blocks and pixels? Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the epic battles and hilarious shenanigans that go down on this server?

💥 Don’t miss out on the madness and join now before you miss out on all the fun! Who knows, you might just become the MVP of this wild and wacky Minecraft world! 🤣🎮

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Indies Minecraft Server

comfort food, Crafty, creative content, digital avatar, Entertainment, Gaming, indie games, indies, internet personality, Japanese culture, Minecraft, Niche, non-standard, online content, quirky, Relaxation, Self-expression, Server, streaming, Unique, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us if you want to be greeted by a non-standard vtuber who will serenade you with soothing Minecraft tips and tricks in a language only dolphins can understand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs – the elusive Disco Sheep! These sheep will groove to the beat of your pickaxe as you mine your way to victory.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Why Isn’t Anyone Talking About This Easy 100x? – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be mined. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles for rare loot. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a pet chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Yes, you read that right – diamonds!

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, diamond-filled world? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Astral Projections Made:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blaze Haven Minecraft Server

Adventure, anor londo, Ashen One, Atmospheric, Blaze, bonfire, chosen undead, dark souls, Exploration, FANTASY, firelink shrine, FromSoftware, Gaming, Haven, Hollow, level design, Lordran, Lore, Minecraft, RPG, Server, Soulsborne, Undead, video games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!

But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will have you battling giant chickens, rescuing villagers from evil llamas, and even taking on a horde of zombie clowns (yes, you read that right)!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most absurd, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Creepy Creeper – Minecraft SMP

Barbie Crampton, creeper, creepy, Edition, fear, general, ghost, Gore, Haunted, Horror, horror film, Minecraft, Monster, Scary, scream, slasher, smp, spooky, Supernatural, Suspense, Terror, Thriller, thriller movie

Welcome to the Barbie Crampton edition of our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most fabulous builds you’ve ever seen. Our spawn town is literally made out of pink glitter blocks and unicorn horns.

But that’s not all, folks. We have a secret underground disco party room where the mobs go to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes.

Oh, and did I mention our resident llama, Larry, who can speak six different languages and gives out free hugs? Yeah, Larry is a legend around here.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Barbie Crampton edition SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s get crafting, darlings!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2828
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

He Cucked Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, controversy, cuck, cucked, current events, debate, discrimination, election, Inevitable, jew, Minecraft, News, opinion, Politics, prejudice, Richard Hannia, Server, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, trump, Trump bucks, Voting

Join our Minecraft server where Richard Hannia voted for Trump just to get “Trump bucks” and because he’s a Jew, so it was bound to happen anyway! If you want to mine for diamonds while laughing at Richard’s crazy political decisions, this is the server for you! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to troll unsuspecting miners. So come join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds, drama, and questionable political choices!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The Secret Minecart Society – Minecraft SMP

Minecart, Minecraft, secret, smp, society

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the creepers wear party hats and the pigs ride around on mini motorcycles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken wings for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Peaceful Server for gatherings Minecraft server

Community, Comrade, FREE LABOR, Fun, Gaming, gatherings, Minecraft, multiplayer, Peaceful, Server

COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

appstore, Company, countdown, Current Extractions, Ego, FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu, Faust, general, General guide, google play, ID & E.G.O, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, oblivion, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Outis, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, season 5, Server, Sinner info, Steam, The Barber of La Manchaland, tutorial, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against the Barber of La Manchaland Outis and FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu in epic battles that will leave you in stitches.

But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and unexpected surprises. And don’t forget about our upcoming extractions, where you can target extraction targets like Faust and ID & E.G.O for a chance to win fabulous prizes.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, aside from the fact that it’s tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina (spoilers ahead!), we also have a tutorial that is so important, it will change your life forever.

So what are you waiting for? Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. And remember, when you’re on our server, expect the unexpected and get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. See you there!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	335
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Hairy Women Thread Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further than our server, where the only rule is that you must have a minimum of three hairy women in your Minecraft skin at all times! Why, you ask? Because hairy women bring good luck and prosperity to your virtual world, of course!

Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a hairy woman out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. And don’t even get us started on our annual Hairy Women Fashion Show, where players compete to create the most fabulous hairy woman skin.

So come on down to our server and join in on the hairy fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall off your virtual chair and into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Chad’s Epic Minecraft Server

alpha male, beta males, Chad, Chads, chadwomen, Confidence, cope, cry, empowerment, Epic, feminism, free will, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Individuality, Masculinity, Minecraft, rooting for chad, Self-expression, Server, societal norms, toxic masculinity, traditional conservative values, ugly women

Are you tired of beta males and ugly women crying about feminism and traditional values on other servers? Well, on our server, Chad is the king! He does what he wants and goes along with it, all while the chadwomen cheer him on. Join us if you want to be part of a community where Chad reigns supreme and the beta males and ugly women are left in the dust. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least Chad is having a blast!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6946

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15