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Golden Crumble 1.21.3

1.21.3, Bakery, baking, biscuit, Biscuit Recipe, Breakfast, BUTTER, Butter Biscuit, Butter Cookie, comfort food, cookie, CRISPY, crumble, DELICIOUS, dessert, Golden, homemade, Pastry, shortbread, snack, SWEET, tea time, Treat

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9334
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! Do you want to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your grandma do the floss dance? Well, look no further than this absolute gem of a server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box, that’s why! And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so derpy, they make you question if you’re playing Minecraft or living in a simulation! So come on, join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Herobrine would be jealous!

GiftedGriefer Minecraft Server

aita, anniversary, Best Friend, Boyfriend, christmas, Demand, feelings, fucked up, gift, GiftedGriefer, meaningful gift, Memories, Minecraft, old scent, passive aggressive, perfume, relationship, restocked.., returnable, Server, signature scent, unkind, Upset

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value unique scents and the drama that comes with them! Join us for a wild ride filled with perfume wars, passive-aggressive gift exchanges, and friendship drama that will make your head spin.

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll be embroiled in a scandalous tale of betrayal and jealousy over a bottle of perfume. Who knew a simple scent could cause so much chaos?

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through friendship drama while building your dream Minecraft world. Will you choose loyalty to your best friend or stand by your boyfriend’s thoughtful gift-giving skills? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious drama along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where perfume preferences can make or break a friendship. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and Minecraft blocks, and you won’t want to miss out on all the juicy drama. See you in the game!

CraftyCoupleGoSolo

aita, asian, attractive, Australia, BETRAYAL, business trip, Canada, CraftyCoupleGoSolo, crimes against women, Disappointed, e-security firm, Girlfriend, India, International, Japan, Korea, Meeting, New Delhi, not allowing, PETITE, Safety, Solo, Upset, WOMAN

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Emeralds Found:	2090
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring business trips with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure in New Delhi, India!

Bring your girlfriend along for the ride and show her the wonders of virtual India. Explore the bustling streets, visit famous landmarks, and even experience the thrill of dodging virtual criminals.

With our unique server, you can immerse yourself in the culture of India without ever leaving your computer screen. Plus, you’ll have the added bonus of keeping your girlfriend safe from any potential dangers (virtual or otherwise).

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience New Delhi like never before. Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

ScamCraft: Still Foolin’ ‘Em

con artist, credit card scam, Deception, email scam, fake lottery, fake tech support, financial scam, foolin, fraud, identity theft, internet scam, investment scam, online scam, phishing, phone scam, ponzi scheme, Pyramid Scheme, romance scam, scam, ScamCraft, social engineering, sweepstakes scam

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Mines Excavated:	2967
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	493	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

What’s a scam people still fall for? Thinking they can find diamonds in Minecraft without joining our server! Our server is the only place where you can find diamond blocks just lying around waiting for you to mine them. Trust us, it’s totally legit and not at all a scam (wink wink).

Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers or building a giant rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon (yes, we have a moon on our server, don’t question it). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild, and totally not-a-scam Minecraft world? Join us now and start your epic journey to diamond-filled glory!

Magnetic Field Madness

Anisotropic scattering, effects, field, Geometry, LOFAR, madness, magnetic, magnetic field, observations, puzzling, solar radio burst

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1148
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1210
Void Armor Forged:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like havin a blast while playin with ur friends? well u gotta join this server! it’s like no other, trust me!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a crazy world where everything is made of cheese! yes, CHEESE! u can build ur own cheese castle and ride on cheese horses. it’s a cheese lover’s dream come true!

but wait, there’s more! ever wanted to fight off zombie chickens with a giant rubber duck? well now u can! our server is full of wacky surprises and hilarious adventures that will keep u entertained for hours on end.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? that’s right, we have a hidden disco club where u can dance the night away with ur fellow players. it’s the coolest place to hang out and show off ur best dance moves.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft world ever created. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Frosty Quests 1.20

Cool, cool S, cool S tags, cool S thread, cool tags, cool thread, cool thread S, frosty, long tail, long tail tags, Quests, S cool, S cool thread, S tags, S thread, S thread cool, tags, thread cool, thread cool S, thread S cool, Thread Tags

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Magic Items Found:	2305	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with a twist! We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and creepers that explode into confetti!

You’ll never get bored on this server because we have epic quests where you have to battle giant chickens and ride on the back of a dragon made out of cheese. Plus, the admins are like wizards who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

And don’t even get me started on the parties we throw every night in the pixelated disco club. It’s lit, fam! So come join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

DadCraftPolygamyOops

4 wives, abandonment, AITAH, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, cultural norms, cultural shock, DadCraftPolygamyOops, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family drama, Father, forgiveness, Gaslighting, generational trauma, Infidelity, refusing to forgive, step sister

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Towns Built:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3741	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s secret family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and surprises that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have more twists and turns than my dad’s love life! With hidden secrets and unexpected revelations around every corner, you’ll never be bored.

Plus, just like my dad, our server is full of surprises! You never know what you’ll uncover next, whether it’s a hidden treasure or a long-lost sibling (just kidding, hopefully).

And don’t worry about forgiveness here – we fully support holding grudges and standing your ground, just like I do with my dad. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as crazy as my family dynamics – you won’t regret it (unlike my dad’s life choices)!

BlockyBootyCraft

acceptance, adult content, BlockyBootyCraft, Boundaries, Communication, empowerment, family reactions, income source, judgment, loved ones reactions, modern society, online platform, onlyfans, personal choice, privacy, relationships, sex work, social media, stigma, Support, taboo

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8114
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4887	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Crops Grown:	2238
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of your family judging you for having an OnlyFans? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone is free to express themselves however they want! Our community is full of supportive players who understand the hustle and will cheer you on as you build your empire, one block at a time. Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that your family won’t even notice you’re making bank on OnlyFans while you’re mining for diamonds. So come on in and let your freak flag fly high!

Pixel pH Droplet Mini Server

Accuracy, Applications, circular geometry, Compact electrochemical pH sensor, cost effective, Droplet, droplet size, droplet-based electropolymerization, efficient, electrochemistry, Innovative, lab-on-a-chip, Measurement, microfluidics, Mini, miniaturized sensor, PIXEL, portable, Potential, sensor technology, Server, small scale, solution

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a compact electrochemical pH sensor but in Minecraft form! We got circular geometry all up in dis server, makin’ droplet-based electropolymerization look like child’s play. And get dis, we only use 1-10 µL of solution, cuz we all about dat cost-effective, miniaturized sensor life.

Join us if u wanna experience da thrill of makin’ tiny sensors in Minecraft, cuz who needs real life when u got virtual droplets, amirite? Plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on creepers and turn ’em into pH sensors. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s da best Minecraft server u’ll ever join!

The Last Survivor

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1873
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft Survival server! Dive into a unique experience with custom enchants, set up your homes, and explore a vibrant shopping district. Build your wealth with an ingame economy and trade your treasures in the auction house. For the brave, we offer an intense PvP arena featuring King of the Hill events. Whether you’re here to build, trade, or fight, there’s something for everyone. Join now and start your adventure on Lastsurvivor.serv.nu!

LastSurvivor.serv.nu

🔥 Feplex on PC! | Mystics pvp 🎁 server minecraft

Anarchy, Feplex, Minecraft, mystics, PC, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

The best server with vanilla survival, anarchy and mystics!

FEPLEX.GGMINE.RU

Enchanted Realm of Elegance 1.21.3

1.21.3, attracted, attraction, Behavior, DATING, effete, elegance, Enchanted, fairer sex, Femininity, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, homosexual, LGBTQ, love, Masculinity, NARCISSISTS, Preferences, Psychology, Realm, relationships, Sexuality, social norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like a virtual paradise for all the ladies who dig those effete homosexual narcissists. I mean, who wouldn’t want to build a pixelated castle with a fabulous dude who loves himself more than Kanye loves Kanye? It’s a total vibe, trust me. Plus, the drama is off the charts – you never know what kind of shenanigans those divas will get into next. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to slay some blocks with the fiercest queens in the game!

StairwayStumbleCraft

accident, APPEAL, discipline, discipline action, employee safety, Falling, handrail, injury, Management, Mechanics, non-slip, Running, Safety, Staff, Stairs, StairwayStumbleCraft, supervision, Training, Warning, Workplace, Workshop

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Villages Defended:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take stair safety VERY seriously! We may not have actual stairs in the game, but we do have virtual ones that you must navigate with caution. Join us and experience the thrill of not falling down stairs in Minecraft!

One player on our server was so reckless that he kept running up and down the stairs in real life, despite multiple warnings. He even managed to dislocate two fingers by tripping on the stairs! But fear not, we have implemented non-slip materials on our virtual stairs to ensure your safety.

If you’re looking for a server where you can learn the importance of stair safety while having a good time, then look no further. Join us and remember, slow and steady wins the race – especially when it comes to stairs in Minecraft!

3AM_SleepMining_MinecraftSMP

3AM_SleepMining_MinecraftSMP, abnormal actions, abnormal activities, bizarre behavior, late night activities, late night behavior, nighttime behavior, nighttime habits, odd behavior, odd habits, peculiar activities, peculiar behavior, questionable actions, questionable behavior, strange actions, strange behavior, suspicious actions, suspicious behavior, unusual behavior, weird actions, weird habits

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Dragon Scales Harvested:	219
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, someone built a giant statue of a potato and everyone had to worship it as the potato god. And then another time, we all had a massive chicken dance party in the middle of a creeper-infested forest. It was lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with llamas wearing top hats, and if you find them all, you get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes. And every full moon, we all turn into werewolves and have epic battles in the Nether. It’s so epic, you guys.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything seriously. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime named Bob who farts rainbows. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

MuskCraft: Electrifying Adventures

Adventures, Autonomy, billionaire, Business, CEO, creativity, Decision making, electrifying, elon musk, employment, Entrepreneurship, Government, influence, innovation, leadership, MuskCraft, non-governmental, private sector, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, Unconventional, Visionary

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Towns Built:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Votes:	6763	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Ever wondered how Elon Musk manages to pull off all his crazy projects without actually being elected or employed by the government? Well, rumor has it that he’s actually a secret Minecraft wizard who rules over his own virtual empire! Join our server and you might just uncover the truth behind Musk’s mysterious powers. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a rocket ship on our server, you’ll actually be able to fly to Mars and meet the man himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the next Minecraft space explorer!

Players:	96/200	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dimension Hops:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0