Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

desuarchive, habits, haha, hate, hate myself, long tail tag, mega.nz, Minecraft, online gaming, posscraft, posscraft server, posshouse, posshouse group, roadkill, self loathing, self-deprecation, smp, Steam, steam community, tag map, tagmap, Trash thread, Waiting Edition

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9014
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

DadBdayDramaCraft

anger, birthday dinner, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict, DadBdayDramaCraft, emotional pain, family, family dynamics, Family Support, Grief, grief counseling, hurtful comment, infertility, LEAVING, miscarriage, misunderstanding, relationships, sister, Support

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Emeralds Found:	6807
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and betrayal, just like OP’s family dinner!

Experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like OP’s sister Eva! Will you be the one to steal the spotlight or will you be overshadowed by someone else’s drama?

Don’t worry about being late to the party, just like OP and her family, we’re pretty lax about time. Plus, we promise not to talk behind your back…unless it’s in the game chat for everyone to see!

Join now and experience the ultimate family feud, Minecraft style! Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes chaos? The choice is yours on our server!

GirlLuvrMC SMP

GirlLuvrMC, smp

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, seriously, we have the most epic builds and the craziest adventures. One time, we all rode pigs into battle against a giant chicken boss, it was insane!

And let me tell you, the girls on this server are total babes. They build the most gorgeous houses and have the best fashion sense. Like, who knew you could look so cute in pixelated armor? Plus, they’re all super funny and always down for a good time. You won’t be able to resist their charm, trust me.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where the blocks are plentiful and the laughter never stops. You won’t regret it, I promise!

PixelPeekers Server

complimenting nudes, consent in sexting, digital communication, digital intimacy, etiquette for receiving nudes, how to reply to nudes, navigating sexting, online boundaries, online dating advice, Online dating etiquette, online etiquette, online flirting, PixelPeekers, receiving explicit photos, receiving intimate photos, respectful communication, responding to nude photos, Server, sexting etiquette, sexting tips, social media etiquette, thank you for nudes

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a fierce Ender Dragon who only responds to compliments about his shiny scales!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving community of players who love to share their nudes…of their pixelated Minecraft skins, of course! So come on in, say thank you for the nudes, and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. See you in the game!

CraftyBlinken Minecraft Server

blinken, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBlinken, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, foreign policy, Hamas, hostage crisis, hostage deal, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, political tension, PRESSURE, Secretary of State, Server, Terrorism, united states

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mines Excavated:	4126
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, one time, this player found a secret diamond mine and became the richest player on the server, but then a creeper blew it up and now they’re broke af. but don’t worry, cuz we got like, epic events every day where u can win mad loot and flex on all the other players. plus, our staff is like, super chill and will hook u up with free stuff if u ask nicely. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yo!

KremlinEscapeCraft

diplomatic visit, DISAPPEARS, eastern europe, Fico, Government, Headline News, international news, investigation, Kremlin, KremlinEscapeCraft, luxury hotel, media frenzy, missing person, Mystery, political leader, Politics, scandal, Slovak Prime Minister, Southeast Asia, travel, unexpected turn of events, Vietnam

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where u can escape reality like slovak prime minister fico did when he disappeared after visiting the kremlin but was actually chillin in a fancy hotel in vietnam. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that lets u pull off epic disappearing acts like that? plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. join now and let’s make some wild memories together!

BlockyDNA Collection – Solve Crimes!

Birth, BlockyDNA, civil liberties, collection, Crime Prevention, crime solving, crimes, Criminal Investigations, criminal justice, criminal profiling, criminal suspects, DNA collection, evidence collection, forensic science, genetic database, genetic evidence, law enforcement, legal implications, Mandatory, privacy concerns, Public Safety, societal impact, SOLVE, solved crimes

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	797
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchantments Applied:	205
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Votes:	2897	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server, and BAM, you’re instantly a detective solving crimes with DNA collection! like, you’re mining for diamonds one minute, and the next minute you’re cracking cases wide open with your mad detective skills. who knew minecraft could be so intense, right? join now and be the ultimate crime-solving mastermind!

Mindful Crafters: Brainy Blocks

blocks, brain activity, brain function, brain patterns, brain waves, Brainy, Cognitive science, Crafters, distinct, meditation, meditation benefits, meditation effects, meditation studies, mental health, mindful, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, mindfulness research, mindfulness techniques, neuroscience, patterns, practitioners, researchers, REST

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	618
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

so, like, u know how some peeps just chill and do nothing? well, this server is like the ultimate chill zone for ur brain, cuz we got all the mindfulness meditation vibes goin on. like, ur brain will be so lit up with activity, u won’t even know what to do with urself. join us and become a brainiac meditator, cuz we’re all about that zen life. plus, our server is so peaceful, u won’t even remember what stress feels like. come on, join us and let ur brain do some funky dances while u chillax in our virtual oasis.

What is the IP for Ludwig Minecraft Server?

ahgren, Chat, decides, Gaming, lud, ludwig, ludwigahgren, Minecraft, Server, Stream

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Gods Slained:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Ludwig van Beethoven was a German composer and pianist who is widely considered one of the greatest composers of all time. He was born in 1770 in Bonn, Germany and went on to become a prolific composer, known for his groundbreaking compositions in various genres including symphonies, sonatas, and chamber music. Despite losing his hearing later in life, Beethoven continued to compose some of his most famous works, including the Ninth Symphony and the “Moonlight” Sonata. He passed away in 1827, leaving behind a legacy of timeless music that continues to inspire and influence musicians around the world.

Cluquium server Minecraft

Aternos, Cluquium, Cranberries, Discord, frehawx, Game, Klukvorianism, Minecraft, Religion, Server, Whitelist

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Villages Defended:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

There is a religion on the server – Klukvorianism. The main two commandments are to be kind to those who are kind to you and to love cranberries. By swearing this, you will become a Cranberry and Cranberry will protect you in the darkest places! Also, anyone can start the server on their own if they give the login of their Aternos account to the admin – frehawx. To be added to the whitelist, ask frehawx or Mghm on Discord. Have a good game everyone!

Klookvium.aternos.me:54627

ArdynFall SMP

Active, Ardynfall, backups, Builds, Community, community-driven, Creation, Economy, Evolving, Experience, fair, gameplay, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft, Mods, pay to win, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Tweaks, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

ArdynFall SMP – Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Active and Evolving	Join the community as they shape and expand the server
	Adventure with players who have been together for over 2 years
No Planned Server Resets	Build your legacy without worrying about resets
100% Uptime & Regular Backups	Server runs around the clock with frequent backups
Dedicated Staff Team	Friendly, experienced staff always available to help
Player-Run Economy	Help develop a diamond-based shopping district and grow the economy
Exciting Events	Participate in server events such as mayoral elections, base tours, and trivia nights
Creative Server	Separate creative server for testing build ideas and cooperative projects

Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat: Our server uses a select few plugins that are designed to enhance the vanilla experience without changing the core gameplay. Plus, we support the Proximity Chat Mod, allowing players to communicate in-game based on their proximity.

List of Plugins Used:

afk display
anti enderman grief
anti ghast grief
armor statues
double shulker shells
fast leaf decay
more mob heads
multiplayer sleep
nether portal coords
player head drops
silence mobs
storm channeling
unlock all recipes
wandering trades

If you’re interested, join our Discord and apply now!

⛏️Discord: https://discord.gg/Y2UbC8Xu8v ⛏️

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server is 4 months old and still evolving
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server does not have pay-to-win features
Are there planned server resets?	No, there are no planned server resets
Is the server active and populated?	Yes, the server has an active and established community
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord and follow the application process

Tingly Top Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, head discomfort, head sensations, head tingling, head tingling all day, head tingling anxiety, head tingling causes, head tingling confusion, head tingling medical advice, head tingling reasons, head tingling stress, head tingling treatment, head tingling worry, health concerns, medical mystery, mystery symptoms, Realm, strange sensations, strange symptoms, tingling sensation, tingly, Top, unexplained sensations, unexplained tingling

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6816
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know that it’s like entering a whole new dimension of wackiness. Like, my head has been feeling tingly all day, and I swear it’s because of the crazy adventures and mind-bending builds you’ll find here.

Imagine mining diamonds while riding a llama wearing a top hat, or battling creepers with giant rubber duckies. It’s like your brain is on a rollercoaster of weirdness, and you won’t wanna get off.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your head tingling with excitement, then join this server ASAP. Trust me, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget.

ChildhoodEnder Minecraft SMP

adult responsibilities, childhood trauma, ChildhoodEnder, Coming of Age, emotional scars, family dynamics, financial struggles, growing up, health issues, identity crisis, Life Changes, loss of childhood friends, loss of innocence, maturing, mental health challenges, Minecraft, Moving away, parental divorce, peer pressure, personal tragedy, school stress, smp, societal pressures

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Runes Activated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Alien Abductions:	1	Mines Excavated:	3098
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Votes:	6958	Gods Slained:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	180
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like for realzies. We got diamond armor raining from the sky, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers twerking for emeralds. It’s a whole vibe, trust me.

So like, the other day, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret portal to a land of unlimited cake and puppies. It was wild, man. And then, out of nowhere, a herd of llamas started breakdancing and challenging me to a dance-off. I mean, who knew llamas had such sick moves?

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We’re talking epic showdowns with players riding on flying pigs armed with enchanted carrots. It’s like a scene straight out of a crazy dream, but it’s real, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, hit me up. We’re always looking for more players to join the madness. Come on, what ended your childhood? Join us and let’s make some new memories, fam!

MineCraftyShowerTime

Alone Time, bathroom routine, daily routine, deep cleaning, hygiene, long showers, meditation, mental health, MineCraftyShowerTime, pampering, personal grooming, Relaxation, self love, self-care, self-indulgence, showering, Skincare Routine, stress relief, Time management, Unwinding, water conservation

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Mines Excavated:	3271	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Items Found:	2066	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Votes:	2101

Are you tired of wasting your precious time in the shower when you could be building epic creations in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding dragons through the Nether, and participating in intense dance-offs with Endermen. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a game of hide and seek. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring showers and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!

Square Root Society

1980 babies, 45, age, Birthday, born in 1980, calculation, fun fact, generation, INTERESTING, long tail, Math, milestone, numerical connection, Root, society, Special, Square, square root, tags, Trivia, turning 45, Unique, year

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	126
Star Shards Collected:	50	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

join our epic minecraft server where 1980 babies are the true rulers. why, you ask? because their age is the square root of the year, 45. that’s right, they are the chosen ones destined to build the most epic structures and slay the most wicked mobs.

come join the fun and witness 1980 babies creating pixel art masterpieces that will blow your mind. watch as they ride pigs into battle and conquer the land with their superior building skills.

if you’re not a 1980 baby, don’t worry! we welcome all players with open arms. come and experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues when a bunch of 1980 babies take over a minecraft server. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Ballhog SMP

ballhog, smp, SMP Java Survival Community Adventure Bases Biomes Collaboration Lag-free Events Casual Hardcore Fair gameplay Exploration Trade Solo Team Vibe Rules Events

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Ballhog SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Playerbase	Chill and Friendly
Features	Fair rules, exciting events, relaxed atmosphere
Server IP	103.152.197.167:25576

FAQs

Q: Is this server modded?

A: No, this server is pure vanilla survival with no mods or plugins.

Q: What kind of community does this server have?

A: The playerbase is friendly, welcoming, and loves to collaborate and trade.

Q: Are there any special events on this server?

A: Yes, there are exciting events organized regularly for all players to enjoy.

Q: Is the server lag-free?

A: Yes, the server provides a lag-free experience for all players.

Q: Can I play solo on this server?

A: Absolutely! Whether you’re a solo player or enjoy teaming up with others, there’s something for everyone on Ballhog SMP.