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Whispering Streamers Guild 1.21.1

1.21.1, 930922988, Celebrities, chat show, Company, content creators, Drama, Entertainment, Gaming, gossip, guild, influencers, internet culture, LIVESTREAMING, Online Community, OTK, Rumors, social media, Streamers, talk show, twitch, video games, whispering

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9046
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is straight up bananas! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man. Plus, the diamonds here sparkle brighter than my future, and that’s saying something. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, those guys throw the craziest parties! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started, Minecraft style! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

HubbyGiftsNoMore

affordability, anniversary, Birthday, Commitment, Communication, Decision making, Disappointment, emotions, Expectations, Financial, Frustration, Gifts, Honesty, HubbyGiftsNoMore, husband, jewelry, Marriage, Promises, relationships, Trust

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Villages Defended:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you disappointed like this husband? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic adventures and surprises that will actually follow through!

Just like this husband hyping up his wife for a matching ring, we’ll hype you up for the most epic loot and treasures you’ll find on our server. And unlike this husband, we won’t disappear when it’s time to deliver the goods!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding rare items, conquering epic quests, and building the most insane structures you can imagine. Don’t settle for broken promises like this husband did – join our server for a guaranteed good time!

CraftyEscape

coping mechanisms, CraftyEscape, creative outlets, escape hardships, finding joy, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, hobby therapy, indoor hobbies, leisure pursuits, mental health, mindfulness activities, outdoor activities, relaxation techniques, self-care, stress relief, therapeutic hobbies, underrated hobbies, underrated pastimes

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Looking for a way to escape the harsh realities of life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the other mobs. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with feathers.

3. Our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to live in a world made of sugar and rainbows?

So, if you’re looking for a wacky and wild escape from reality, come join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild!

UNhumanRightsLOL

Conflict, controversial, Decision making, Diplomacy, FOREIGN AID, funding, global affairs, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, palestinian refugees, Politics, trump, Trump administration, UN, UNhumanRightsLOL, united nations, united states, Withdrawal

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

So, like, this server is so lit, it’s like Trump pulling the US out of the UN but in Minecraft form. We don’t follow no rules, we make our own rules, ya know? And just like how Trump halts funding for Palestinian refugees, we halt boring gameplay and bring in the fun! Join us if you wanna be part of something wild and unpredictable, just like Trump’s decisions. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

ShockMC

bedrock, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Hardcore, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Realms, Roleplay, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Items Found:	8764	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Buildings Constructed:	44	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

We are an amazing, cracked Lifesteal SMP server, that is mostly F2P, and really fun! Our staff. Map and everything is highly proffesionally set up, and ready for your adventure! Join us today!

play.shockmc.net:8015

BoxBrawl

#exciting, Adventure, Arena, battle, BoxBrawl, Boxpvp, Community, competitive, Fun, KitPvP, Minecraft, Minehut, multiplayer, online gaming, Player vs Player, Prison, PvP, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Survival, video game

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Farms Harvested:	554
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

box brawl is an all new BoxPVP experience that focuses on you the player yes that’s right no more crappy Minehut middle server instead you join directly through us and get a much better experience! so join today it’s a feature rich experience you do not wanna miss out on!

play.boxbrawl.cc:25576

▶ ️ REALLYWORLD ▶ ️ Empage server ▶ ️ server minecraft

Adventure, Boss Battles, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Empage server, Events, Factions, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, reallyworld, Roleplay, Server Minecraft, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

The description of the server server “Reallyworld Server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

REALLYWORLD.GO.GGMINE.RU

Cosmic Stars Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, airhead, alien isolation, baby, Chuubas, Cosmic, cute, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, Live streaming, Lost, online personality, Oshi, Realm, RikaNeko_ch, Stars, Streamer, tetris, twitch, Twitch channel, twitch streamer, Uoh, video games

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mines Excavated:	2050	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as RikaNeko_ch playing Alien Isolation? Look no further, our server is like a baby learning to play Tetris – cute, but totally clueless. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and madness. Who needs sanity when you can have this much fun? Come on, click that link and let’s get weird together!

EduGoneByeByeCraft

current administration, Department of Education, Education Department, Education policy, Education reform, educational outcomes, educational resources, educational system, EduGoneByeByeCraft, federal agencies, future generations, government efficiency, government reform, government spending, national budget, policy changes, Political debate, political decisions, political opinions, public education, Trump supporters

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Votes:	9257	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old politics and serious discussions? Then come join our Minecraft server where we have a Department of Education that is literally on fire! That’s right, instead of eliminating it, we decided to spice things up by setting it ablaze and watching it burn to the ground. Who needs education when you have a flaming building to admire? Plus, our server is full of Trump supporters who will debate the benefits of this fiery destruction all day long. So come on over and join the chaos, because who needs logic and reason when you have a flaming Department of Education?

GandBTech

Adventure, Community, Company, Creative, custom spawns, Economy, Factions, FANTASY, Gaming, MCMMO, Minigames, multiplayer, multiple worlds, ONLINE, PvE, Sandbox, Survival, tech support, Technology, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	591
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	6066

Minecraft Server For The Tech Support Company GAndBTechnologies, this is a survival multiplayer with towny and mcmmo, custom spawns, multiple worlds

play.gandbtech.com

simplevanilasmp

Anarchy, Cheating, chill vibe, Community, Cosmetics, Donations, Economy, fair, FAIRPLAY, Hacks, Minecraft, Paytowin, Player Shops, player-driven economy, Ranks, respectful, Roleplay, rules, simplevanilasmp, Survival, swearing, Trade, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Welcome to SimpleVanillaSMP! I got tired of all the pay-to-win nonsense on other servers, so I decided to create a place where everyone can just enjoy the game in its purest form. No pay-to-win features, no unfair advantages—just good, clean survival Minecraft. While community donations are crucial to keeping the server running, they won’t get you any gameplay advantages. Donating may grant you cool ranks or cosmetics, but the game itself will stay fair for everyone.

This server is all about fair play. We’re not an anarchy server, so cheating is not allowed. If you’re looking for a server where cheating is okay, there are plenty out there, and I’m happy to recommend some to you. Just DM me or a mod/admin, and we can point you in the right direction. Otherwise, please keep the game fair and fun for everyone by avoiding any cheats or hacks. Let’s all play by the same rules!

Feel free to use light swearing in chat, but please be respectful to others. If someone asks you to stop, simply do so—it’s all about maintaining a chill and welcoming vibe. You can also enjoy the player-driven economy with player shops, trade, and more. This is your server to build, trade, and have fun with the community!

simplevanilasmp.play-network.io:26910

Beaner’s Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, aunts, BEANER, beaners, cousins, deported, Environment, fag, girlfriends loved ones, gringo, Hispanic culture, illegal family, inb4 muh family, lisp, Mexican-American, new wave grunge, Paperwork, prescription aviators, Realm, Spanish, spics, uncles, White

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’ll make you question your existence! Don’t call me gringo, you beaner! Stay on your side of the river, unless you want to experience the craziest adventure of your life. We don’t discriminate, we just want to have fun and build epic structures together. Plus, we have prescription aviators for everyone and play the most fag new wave grunge music you’ve ever heard. Illegal family members? Who needs ’em! Join us and let’s create a world where everyone is welcome, except for those pesky illegal cousins. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh until we can’t tell reality from the Minecraft world anymore. See you on the server, amigos!

GrannyGriefMC

academic pressure, age gap, Generational conflict, GrannyGriefMC, group contribution, group dynamics, group meetings, group project, group responsibilities, groupmate absence, groupmate conflict, groupmate expectations, high school, lack of effort, late nights, leadership, research project, teamwork, unfair accusations, validation

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of carrying your group like a boss in real life? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of high school projects? Then join our Minecraft server and let your building skills do the talking!

Imagine a world where you can build your own research project without any groupmates’ grandmas interfering. No more staying up late to meet deadlines, no more dealing with lazy groupmates who blame you for their lack of sleep. On our server, you are the leader of your own project, and you can build it however you want!

But beware, there may be creepers lurking around trying to sabotage your hard work. Will you be able to defend your project and prove to everyone that you are the true MVP? Join our server now and show them who’s boss!

TrumpCraft2020: ObliterateIran

Advisers, Assassination, Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Instructions, international relations, iran, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Obliterated, ObliterateIran, Politics, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, threat, trump, TrumpCraft2020, united states, War

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Potions Brewed:	58	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, Trump himself pops in and starts givin’ out orders like he’s the king of the server or somethin’. he’s all like, “if anyone tries to assassinate me, i want them OBLITERATED!” like, dude, calm down, it’s just a game! but hey, if you wanna join this server and witness the craziness for yourself, come on in! who knows what other wild stuff will happen with Trump around? join now for a wild ride, my dudes!

River Flow Ruckus

#sustainability, climate change, coastal economies, commercial fish stocks, conservation, Ecosystem Services, ecosystems, environmental impact, findings, Fishing Industry, flow, global warming, marine biodiversity, marine life, marine productivity, mediterranean sea, reduced flow, river, river flow, Ruckus, study, water demand, water scarcity

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the rivers flow with diamonds and the sea is made of lava! climate change? pfft, we thrive on chaos and destruction here! our marine productivity is off the charts, with fish so big they could swallow you whole! forget about commercial fish stocks, we have mythical sea creatures that will make you question reality. join us and help save our endangered ecosystems by building underwater cities and fighting off evil sea monsters. coastal economies? more like coastal party time! come on in, the water’s fine (and also on fire)!

Players:	104/600	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1720	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2