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Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Meteorites Collected: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Mines Excavated: 3204

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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