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Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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