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Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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