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Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 3
Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
Emeralds Found: 5196 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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