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Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 18
Magic Items Found: 8523 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Runes Activated: 1 Falling into the Void: 1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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