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Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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