HackCraft: From Noob to Pro!

advice, daily routine, Development, efficiency, growth, habits, HackCraft, Improvement, knowledge, learning, life hack, Life skills, noob, organization, personal growth, PRO, productivity, self help, self improvement, success, Time management, Tricks, useful tips

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Well, look no further because our server is here to turn you into a Minecraft pro in no time! Join us and discover the ultimate life hack of building a castle out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Trust us, it’s the new trend in Minecraft architecture!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken, am I right?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle evil mermaids. Just watch out for the giant squid that guards the entrance, he’s a real sucker for a good prank!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unlock the ultimate life hack of becoming a Minecraft master in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Farms Harvested:	811
Star Shards Collected:	264	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mines Excavated:	1309	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	3150
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
New Chunks Explored:	573692	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	47
Enchantments Applied:	228	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6029	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	342	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	3969

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3343	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Star Shards Collected:	113
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Void Armor Forged:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Towns Built:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1403
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	559	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	3387	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Star Shards Collected:	223
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!