HackathonCraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyCreeperz

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Have you ever heard of a server so epic, so legendary, that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, even the creepers are afraid to blow up here! Join us if you dare, and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. And that was just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane mobs, epic quests, and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. And if you manage to defeat this diamond dragon, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer, you’re gonna need it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlockyBrexitTrading

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so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	200287	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ores Mined:	7079

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Green Orgasm Glow

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come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Star Shards Collected:	106
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	321
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Primordial Black Hole Detectives

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lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	28
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CristLand

CristLand, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Prize, Server, Survival, Voting

Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	108543
Meteorites Collected:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

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Overview
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay! While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Overview

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

FAQ
Do I have to follow a specific build theme? No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer. Is joining the Discord required? Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors. What kind of events do you host? Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved. What are some of the plugins you use? Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery Others

FAQ

Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

Is joining the Discord required?

Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

What kind of events do you host?

Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

What are some of the plugins you use?

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
Others

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	291	Dragon Eggs Found:	3727
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

Embark on a journey through Shattered Space, where you can explore new planets, build your own starborn ship, and even engage in epic space battles.

But that’s not all – we’ve got customizable difficulty settings, 3D maps, ship decorations, bounty hunting missions, and even a vehicle to cruise around in style.

Plus, with official mod support, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s blast off into adventure together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Emeralds Found:	5437
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

> GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Gorrister.

Legend has it that Gorrister once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. He emerged victorious, covered in slime and glory. If you join our SMP, you too can witness such epic feats of bravery and insanity!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a sheep’s butt.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and become a part of the legend of Gorrister! Just watch out for those diamond-pooping sheep…they’re a force to be reckoned with.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3435	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MarriageCraft: In-Law Drama Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds and unwanted marriage proposals? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine away your problems!

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your sister’s creepy husband and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world!

Escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the family drama behind – because who needs marriage when you have Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ProudLifePlayer – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? Have you ever tamed a herd of wild chickens and led them into battle against an army of creepers? Have you ever created a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks?

If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We are a group of players who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the game. From building massive castles that reach the clouds to creating intricate redstone contraptions that defy logic, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic stories that come out of our adventures. Like the time our fearless leader, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of water just in the nick of time. Or when our resident prankster, Alex, filled the entire village with chickens wearing tiny top hats.

So if you want to be a part of a community that values creativity, humor, and a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7757	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Livin’ La Vida Minecraft

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The most amazing thing about living is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a land of endless possibilities and epic adventures. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Potions Brewed:	133
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Animals Bred:	189	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

LGBTQ+ Land Minecraft Server

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you can build rainbow houses and have unicorns as pets, but then georgia’s parliament is all like “no way, we ban all that lgbt propaganda!” but we’re like, nah bro, come join our server and spread the love and rainbows everywhere! who needs parliament when you can have a virtual world full of glitter and sparkles? join us and let’s show georgia what real fun looks like! #minecraftpride #unicornsforever 🌈🦄

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PagingDisasterMC

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LOL come join our Minecraft server, where explosions are only virtual and no one gets hurt (well, except for maybe your ego when you get wrecked by a creeper)! we promise not to blow up your pager like those poor souls in Lebanon, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. plus, our server is so lit that even the health officials are talking about it – they’re probably just jealous they can’t join in on the fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s explode some blocks together! BOOM! 🧨💥🔥

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Genus Last Humans – Minecraft

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join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna be like a modern human but in minecraft form. we r the last of our genus cuz we r so gud at minecraft. u can build epic bases, fight off creepers, and even tame a dragon (not rlly but it sounds cool). plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who will trade u rare items for emeralds. so come join us and be part of the most successful species in minecraft history.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Starry Night Turbulence – Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered hidden turbulence in van Gogh’s Starry Night painting! our scientists have measured the scaling of the brush strokes and it’s like, totally mind-blowing, dude. if you want to experience the ultimate artistic adventure while building epic structures in minecraft, this is the place to be. plus, our pixel art gallery is out of this world! join now and unleash your inner artistic genius!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	94
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2