Hack Attack: WTF is this server’s problem? LOL

#venting, aggravation, anger, annoyance, Attack, confusion, disbelief, exasperation, Frustration, Hack, incredulity, Irritation, lol, long trail tag, Problem, rant, Servers, vexation, what the fuck, WTF

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3267	Farms Harvested:	356
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Star Shards Collected:	68	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	373

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild west saloon on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flaming arrows while riding a pig through a maze of lava pits. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to explode!

And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of Chuck Norris himself. Rumor has it that whoever wields it gains the power to banish griefers to the Nether for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be sure to watch out for that one player who insists on building giant statues of Steve’s head everywhere. Seriously, what the fuck is that hack’s problem?

LateLifeLessonsMC SMP

hindsight, late bloomer, LateLifeLessonsMC, life advice, Life Changes, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life learning, life lessons, life mistakes, life realizations, life reflections, life regrets, life revelations, life transformations, Maturity, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Love Letters Sent:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this totally epic Minecraft SMP and I learned this lesson way too late in life, like seriously. So, like, I was building this huge castle out of diamond blocks, right? And I didn’t realize until way later that you could actually fly in creative mode. Like, why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?! I could have saved so much time and effort, ugh.

But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!

WarlockWorks

alchemist, Conjurer, Druid, Enchanter, fortune teller, Mage, magician, Medium, mystic, Necromancer, occultist, psychic, Seer, Shaman, Sorcerer, spellcaster, spiritualist, warlock, WarlockWorks, witch doctor, wizard

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with basic bros and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the warlocks, wizards, and witchy men out there!

Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!

UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Towns Built:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	154284

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ

#ProblemSolving, Ability, afternoon nap, brain function, cognitive function, creative problem solving, findings, improve, mental clarity, nap benefits, nap time, Napcraft, new study, problem-solving skills, productivity, research, REST, Sleep, sleep study, SOLVE, study, target problems, zzz.

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9024
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Villages Defended:	7	Void Armor Forged:	26

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5139
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Emeralds Found:	685
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	45
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mines Excavated:	3589
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1552
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Emeralds Found:	6560
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crops Grown:	8958	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magic Items Found:	3383	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4493
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2306	Star Shards Collected:	234

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Potions Brewed:	93
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422	Divine Spears Created:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	4722	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!