| Game Modes | KitPvP, Survival, Factions (coming soon) |
|---|---|
| Server Location | US |
| Staff Positions | Looking for all staff positions |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are staff positions paid? | No, they are unpaid until monetization and revenue are in place. |
| What game modes are available? | KitPvP, Survival (semi-vanilla economy), and Factions (coming soon) |
| What is the server version? | Strictly 1.21 |
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