Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge your food choices like that gym member did! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of fast food breaks.

Imagine building your dream castle while chowing down on a juicy burger, only to have a group of players challenge you to a food fight! Or exploring the depths of the mines while snacking on some delicious vegan treats, dodging obstacles and monsters along the way.

But beware, there may be some trigger-happy players who get upset if you show off your food too much. Just remember, in our world, anything goes – even if it means filing a complaint with the manager of the virtual gym!

So come on down to our server and let’s feast on fun and games together. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited fast food vouchers. Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now!

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  • EyeRoller Minecraft SMP

    EyeRoller Minecraft SMP
    OMG u guys, like, if u wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, then u gotta join this server! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers with our enchanted swords. It’s like, totally wild, bro!

    And, like, if that wasn’t enough to make you wanna join, we also have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a secret portal to the Nether where we party with the pigmen. Plus, we have a pet dragon that we ride into battle against the Ender Dragon, like, every day. It’s so epic, you won’t even believe it!

    So, like, if you wanna join the most insane, crazy, wild Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your eyes rolled so hard, they might just get stuck that way. LOL!

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  • SpiteCraft: PetPettiness

    SpiteCraft: PetPettiness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the pettiest place on the block! Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and cause chaos wherever you go.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who dared to build a house taller than the admin’s. Little did they know, the admin had a secret trap door that led straight to a pit of lava. Let’s just say that player’s house didn’t last very long!

    But that’s not all – we have epic PvP battles where players fight over the last block of diamond ore like it’s the last piece of cake at a birthday party. And don’t even get us started on the pranks that go down in our server. From filling someone’s house with chickens to replacing all their tools with wooden pickaxes, the possibilities for pettiness are endless.

    So if you’re looking for a server where drama is always brewing and revenge is a dish best served in pixel form, then come join us! Just remember, all’s fair in love and Minecraft.

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  • Insured? Nah, Just Craft!

    Insured? Nah, Just Craft!
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers dance and the diamonds sing. we got pigs that fly and cows that do the macarena.

    why should you join? well let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. they ate one and suddenly they could fly like a chicken with a jetpack. true story bro.

    also, we have a secret underground base where all the mods hang out and throw wild parties. you wanna be part of that? of course you do.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. who needs insurance when you have us?

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  • SwitchCraft: No Blank Ballots!

    SwitchCraft: No Blank Ballots!
    So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where all the players are like protesting against this one dude, right? And like, because of all the protests, the dude gets less votes and loses support for his cray-cray policies. It’s like a total riot up in here, but in a virtual blocky world! Join this server if you wanna be part of a revolution against the far-right (or left, I guess) and make a difference in the Minecraft political landscape. Plus, there’s like, free virtual picket signs and riot gear for all new players. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

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  • Quirm SMP

    Quirm SMP
    Server Info
    Name Quirm SMP (Vanilla)
    Server IP quirm.xyz
    Server Hosting 32 Gigabytes of RAM (Absolutely no lag)
    Location EU (English Only)

    Server Features

    • Enjoy a vanilla experience with unique quests for unobtainable items
    • Interact with an active community of up to 20+ players on weekends
    • Experience proximity chat gameplay
    • CoreProtect to prevent griefing
    • Unique events and competitions

    Rules & Expectations

    • Must be at least 15 years old
    • Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod
    • Respect others in-game and on voice-chat
    • See detailed guidelines and rules on Discord

    Additional Info

    • All mods allowed as long as they don’t disrupt the vanilla aspect
    • Exclusive items through weekly events
    • Mobs and players drop heads upon death
    • Friendly server welcoming builders
    • Exclusive to Minecraft version 1.20.6

    Apply Now via Discord

    Quirm SMP – Season 1

    (https://discord.gg/ckvk9Rjnyv)

    FAQ

    Q: Can I join if I’m under 15 years old?

    A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are at least 15 years old.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on mods?

    A: All mods are allowed as long as they do not disrupt the vanilla gameplay experience.

    Q: How can I obtain exclusive items on the server?

    A: Exclusive items can be obtained through weekly events hosted on the server.

    Q: Do mobs and players drop heads on this server?

    A: Yes, both mobs and players drop heads upon death, adding an extra challenge to gameplay.

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    A: The server is exclusive to version 1.20.6.

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