Welcome to our Minecraft server, where spotting someone for a heavy set can lead to drama hotter than the Nether! Join us for a workout like no other, where helping someone with their form might just land you in hot water with your significant other.

Experience the thrill of making gym buddies and cracking jokes about squat form, all while risking the wrath of your jealous partner. Who knew that a simple act of kindness could lead to such chaos in the world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of gym etiquette and relationship drama. Just remember, in this world, even a friendly spot can lead to a spot of trouble.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Rainbows Spotted: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
Underground Cities Explored: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

    Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server
    >Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life like this Swiss anon trying to navigate the complexities of sibling relationships and drug use! >Build your own virtual world where weed is legal and your little brother can’t steal your plug’s contact information because he’s too busy mining for diamonds. >Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own insane stories on our server? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3028
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP

    De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring, vomit-inducing Linux servers? Do you crave a well-developed, beautiful, and REAL Minecraft SMP experience like the MacOS masterpiece? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories, like the time our admin rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of creepers. Or how about the time we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just because we felt like it?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

    So why settle for a boring Linux server when you can join us for a truly outrageous Minecraft SMP experience? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CousinPayback Minecraft Server

    CousinPayback Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you’re driving a truck on a road in Minecraft and suddenly you get a phone call from your cousin who “borrowed” money from your virtual dad. But don’t worry, this server is so wild that your virtual dad didn’t even expect to get the money back! And get this – there’s no life insurance in this virtual world, so you better start building up your virtual wealth before it’s too late.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama, secret money borrowing, and unexpected generosity. Who knows, you might even find yourself living with your cousin in a different virtual state if things really go south. But hey, at least you’ll have a home base for all your virtual trucking adventures!

    So why wait? Join our server now and start living out outrageous stories that you never thought possible in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless your virtual dad finds out about your secret dealings, that is).

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • WeddingCraft2021

    WeddingCraft2021
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with crazy in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding experience like no other.

    Imagine a wedding where your in-laws insist on inviting 300 guests, even though you only know 80 people. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can invite as many or as few guests as you want to your virtual wedding!

    Experience the thrill of standing up to your in-laws and declaring that it’s your wedding and you won’t go if they don’t compromise. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

    Join now for a wedding planning adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, on our server, the bride always gets her ice cream with strawberries, no matter what.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • KidzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

    KidzGoneWild Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, our server was invaded by a horde of evil chickens wearing top hats and monocles. They demanded that all players must wear clown costumes and juggle potatoes while building their bases. It was madness, I tell you!

    But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you will also find hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical cookies that grant you the power of flight. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing llamas.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky journey, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the absurdity. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 78 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Blocktopia: The Ultimate Escape

    Blocktopia: The Ultimate Escape
    To join our Minecraft server, of course! Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities and adventures waiting for you. Need a reason to keep on living? Look no further than our server, where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a llama into battle against an army of creepers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off with a dragon! So why waste your time pondering the meaning of life when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Star Shards Collected: 123

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • CraftyRapist Minecraft Server

    CraftyRapist Minecraft Server
    HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A SUGAR HIGH? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT WOULD ADMIT HE’S A RAPIST JUST TO BE A PART OF IT!

    WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).

    OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.

    SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3782 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 356868 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • PagerPocalypse

    PagerPocalypse
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Dozens of Hezbollah members getting seriously hurt by exploding pagers. That’s right, you heard me! Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as pagers explode left and right, causing absolute mayhem. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move and skeletons drop sick beats. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 95 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • BlockySocialDistress: QuarantineCraft

    BlockySocialDistress: QuarantineCraft
    are you tired of being a sad potato with no friends? are you sick of staring at the same four walls because of the stupid covid? well do we have the solution for you! join our minecraft server and say goodbye to depression and social anxiety!

    imagine this: you log on to our server and instantly you are surrounded by a group of friendly players who are just as weird as you are. you build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and laugh until you cry.

    we have special potions that will make you feel like you’re at a party with all your best friends, even though you’re just sitting at your computer in your underwear.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say hello to a whole new world of fun and friendship!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Astral Projections Made: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • MoDdEd MinEcRaFt SeRvEr: tHe BlOcKs StRiKe BaCk!

    MoDdEd MinEcRaFt SeRvEr: tHe BlOcKs StRiKe BaCk!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Community Modded Minecraft Server
    Discord Link Join Community Discord
    Server Pack Status Should be completed today
    Server Updates No wipes, server will be continuously running

    FAQ

    What is the server about?

    The server is a community modded Minecraft server where players can join together to play and have fun.

    How do I join the server?

    Join the community discord first using the provided link, then follow instructions to join the server.

    Will there be any server wipes?

    No, there will be no wipes on this server, so you can continue playing without worrying about losing progress.

    Can I ask questions in the discord?

    Yes, feel free to ask any questions you have in the discord server.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 170
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Toilet Time Minecraft Server

    Toilet Time Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing falling from the sky are diamonds and not Houthi rockets! Join us for a wild ride as we build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and laugh at the pajeets trying to use their toilets as shelters (seriously, who does that?).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a dance party like no other and earn special llama-themed rewards.

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave the pajeets and their toilet shelters in the dust!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6002 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Potions Brewed: 57
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 30
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Cute Boy (Female) Minecraft SMP

    Cute Boy (Female) Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to go gay for a cute boy (female)! That’s right, forget about diamonds and redstone, the real treasure here is finding your Minecraft soulmate.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who only speaks in puns. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and uncover the secrets of the server?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and your willingness to go gay for a cute boy/female)!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 80 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Emeralds Found: 1175
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • SkinnySis Minecraft Server

    SkinnySis Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like how this sister’s husband controls her diet, our server will control your gaming experience in the most outrageous ways possible.

    Imagine a world where your every move is dictated by a mysterious force, just like how this husband dictates his wife’s meals. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we promise)!

    Experience the thrill of being yelled at by virtual characters for speaking your mind, just like how this sister confronted her sibling for expressing concern. Who knew virtual confrontation could be so exhilarating?

    So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like how this sister’s family never expected her sudden transformation, you’ll never expect what our server has in store for you. Trust us, it’ll be a journey you won’t soon forget!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • BikiniBlockParty

    BikiniBlockParty
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trying on bathing suits in your bedroom is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and scandalous moments.

    Explore our virtual world with your friends and show off your best bathing suit creations in the privacy of your own virtual bedroom. Who knows what kind of crazy reactions you’ll get from other players when they catch a glimpse of your pixelated booty hanging out!

    Join now and experience the thrill of pushing the boundaries of Minecraft fashion while causing drama and chaos among your fellow players. Don’t miss out on the chance to make unforgettable memories and questionable decisions in our one-of-a-kind server. See you there!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4035 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 22 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Minecraft SMP: IntrovertCare

    Minecraft SMP: IntrovertCare
    Are you tired of the real world constantly trying to socialize with you? Do you prefer the company of pixelated animals over real people? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the horrors of small talk and awkward social interactions. Our community is filled with fellow introverts who understand the struggle of having to interact with humans.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

    So come on down to our server and let your introverted self roam free in a world where socializing is optional and chickens rule the land. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 34

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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