Are you tired of dealing with stoned high schoolers while trying to volunteer at the local high school weight room? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a stoner-free zone! No more dealing with kids who can’t even lift a block properly because they’re too busy seeing imaginary creepers.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual weight room, where you can lift virtual weights without the risk of getting high from secondhand grass fumes. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your pixelated muscles.

So why waste your time dealing with angry moms and high school drama when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast without the hassle? Say goodbye to real-life problems and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds. Join now and let the virtual gains begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Chimeras Created: 3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Royal Courts Attended: 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • ❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

    ❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

    What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Chimeras Created: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

    RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

    But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

    MomDebtNoMineCraft Server
    So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

    I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

    Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 49 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

    BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

    Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

    Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

    Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Villages Defended: 13 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

    Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 500 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 76 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • GenderBendCraft

    GenderBendCraft
    Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

    CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server
    lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Potions Brewed: 40 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

    CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Galactic Satellite Farts

    Galactic Satellite Farts
    so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

    join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

    who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • hypecity network

    hypecity network

    Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

    We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Ores Mined: 2867

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Big Indie’s Minecraft Server

    Big Indie’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the biggest indie vtubers with 1000 viewers or more! Sorry, no shilling your 999 CCV oshi here, we only accept the cream of the crop. And if you dare mention those corpo vtubers, you’ll be banished to the depths of the Nether.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other threads for you to explore, like /vt//swarm/ where we discuss the best ways to swarm your enemies in PvP, or /vt//haha/ where we share the funniest vtuber moments.

    Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the world of blocky madness!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • i Just To Make It In Spite Minecraft SMP

    i Just To Make It In Spite Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

    Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Zombie Dances: 8
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • BabyCraft Minecraft Server

    BabyCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

    Join us for the birth of your virtual grandchild, where you can help your daughter through a c-section while fending off angry husbands who feel left out. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

    So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs you’ll encounter is the family dynamics at play. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • NoSleepovers4You

    NoSleepovers4You
    Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about your husband and his best friend sharing a blanket on the couch again!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual home where you’ll never have to deal with awkward movie nights with your husband and his college buddy. No more inside jokes or late-night drinks without you – it’s all about you and your Minecraft creations!

    Don’t be the “that wife” who’s constantly feeling uncomfortable in her own home. Join our server and create a world where boundaries are respected and space is always yours. Plus, who needs real friends when you can make virtual friends who will never overstay their welcome?

    So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and never worry about being the asshole for wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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