GymCreeperBlocker420

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Are you tired of dealing with stoned high schoolers while trying to volunteer at the local high school weight room? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a stoner-free zone! No more dealing with kids who can’t even lift a block properly because they’re too busy seeing imaginary creepers.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual weight room, where you can lift virtual weights without the risk of getting high from secondhand grass fumes. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your pixelated muscles.

So why waste your time dealing with angry moms and high school drama when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast without the hassle? Say goodbye to real-life problems and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds. Join now and let the virtual gains begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Items Found:	3961

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BlockyParentRegrets

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Information Resistance, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Tensions, territorial dispute, Ukraine

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4173	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Nature Senses Alive

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

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Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3829
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Void Gems Collected:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

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What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Animals Bred:	149
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

angry texts, Brazil, credit card, DEBT, family, finances, full-time, insurance, Latino culture, MomDebtNoMineCraft, moving out, part time, raising children, responsibilities, restaurant job, savings, selfish, Server, University, Vehicle, vet surgery

So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

GenderBendCraft

Body transformation, Curiosity, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender experience, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender swap, gender transition, GenderBendCraft, identity exploration, morning routine, new perspective, personal growth, physical changes, Self Discovery, social experiment, societal norms

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

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lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	632
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Buildings Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Galactic Satellite Farts

astronomical sources, Astronomy, electromagnetic radiation, environmental impact, farts, Galactic, light pollution, radio astronomy, radio interference, radio telescopes, Satellite, satellite communication, satellite constellations, satellite emissions, Satellite technology, Space debris, space exploration, space pollution, space technology, Starlink satellites, Unintentional emissions

so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

hypecity network

Adventures, building, city, Community, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, Urban

Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Farms Harvested:	506	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.