Are you tired of dealing with stoned high schoolers while trying to volunteer at the local high school weight room? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a stoner-free zone! No more dealing with kids who can’t even lift a block properly because they’re too busy seeing imaginary creepers.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual weight room, where you can lift virtual weights without the risk of getting high from secondhand grass fumes. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your pixelated muscles.

So why waste your time dealing with angry moms and high school drama when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast without the hassle? Say goodbye to real-life problems and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds. Join now and let the virtual gains begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 15 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 259
Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
Crops Grown: 2683 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

    Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale
    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

    This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

    But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Dragon Eggs Found: 8547
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

    TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

    we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

    plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Chimeras Created: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

    HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

    HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Server Type No-griefing economy SMP
    Server Launch Date October 2018
    Pay-to-Win Store 0% pay-to-win store
    Special Features Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
    Technical Specs Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
    World Size Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Can I grief other players?

    No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

    2. Are there paid perks in the server?

    No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

    3. How can I claim land?

    Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

    4. What is the server difficulty level?

    The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

    5. How can I access the live map?

    Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

    Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Zombie Dances: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

    Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?
    Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Chimeras Created: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • BrasilBrosAdventure

    BrasilBrosAdventure
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

    And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

    So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

    SantaGoneMinecraftSMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

    We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

    So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4708 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • BlockyParentRegrets

    BlockyParentRegrets
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

    Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3310 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

    KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

    IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

    SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Zombie Dances: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Nature Senses Alive

    Nature Senses Alive
    so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

    we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

    so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Villages Defended: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

    Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Towns Built: 9
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

    ❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

    What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Ores Mined: 8673 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

    RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

    But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

    MomDebtNoMineCraft Server
    So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

    I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

    Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Crops Grown: 8494 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Farms Harvested: 783 Demon Skulls Collected: 48

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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