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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 1579 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 |
Void Gems Collected: | 26 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Our server is perfect for those who love snacks and sweets, as we encourage indulging in all the virtual treats you desire. Who needs gym memberships when you can level up by munching on virtual cookies and cakes?
Join now and embrace your inner “thicc” and “curvy” Minecraft character, just like the wife in this outrageous story. Who needs ill-fitting jeans when you can rock leggings like a boss?
So come on, join our server and show off your newfound pixelated curves. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be controlling is how many virtual snacks you can eat!