Welcome to our Minecraft server, where gaining 90 pounds in 7.5 years is celebrated as an epic achievement! Join us and watch as your character transforms from a skinny pixelated warrior to a glorious chunky legend in no time.

Our server is perfect for those who love snacks and sweets, as we encourage indulging in all the virtual treats you desire. Who needs gym memberships when you can level up by munching on virtual cookies and cakes?

Join now and embrace your inner “thicc” and “curvy” Minecraft character, just like the wife in this outrageous story. Who needs ill-fitting jeans when you can rock leggings like a boss?

So come on, join our server and show off your newfound pixelated curves. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be controlling is how many virtual snacks you can eat!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 164
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Epic Quests Completed: 29 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY