GWAMCraft: Humans OP

Accuracy, Competition, dexterity, digitalization, efficiency, Expertise, GWAM, GWAMCraft, humans, Improvement, keyboarding, Mastery, Performance, Practice, productivity, proficiency, Repetition, Skills, SPEED, Technology, Typing

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	902
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? Like, humans are like, super good at GWAM (which stands for “Getting Wacky and Messy”). It’s like, the ultimate challenge, man. You gotta like, build the craziest, most outlandish structures ever seen in Minecraft.

And get this, there’s like, a secret underground society of llamas that you can join. They’re like, the coolest dudes ever. They’ll totally hook you up with all the best loot and stuff. Plus, they throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean? Yeah, man. You gotta like, dive deep and find it. It’s like, the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills.

So, like, if you wanna have the most epic, wacky, and totally bonkers time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, the llamas are super chill.

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Potions Brewed:	94	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Secret Passages Found:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	117	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	266	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	812

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Secret Passages Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Emeralds Found:	9676	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!

CMC

border, Choice, Civilization, cmc, collaboration, Community, DOMINANCE, End.., Exploration, Friends, functioning society, limited resources, Nether, Overworld, Players, renewable resources, Reset, semi anarchy, small world, social experiment, Survival, Wonders

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	135.148.137.95:25612
VERSION	1.21.4
DISCORD	https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ

SIMPLE RULES

No Hacks
No Spam
No Dupes

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules.
Is spamming allowed?	No, spamming is not allowed on the server.
What happens if I duplicate items?	Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences.
Is the world size limited?	Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500.
Are resources renewable in the world?	No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world.

Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

13yearold, A Love Letter and a 13-Year-Old Actress, Amazon Japan, CDJapan, Chapter 24, comic-fuz, Coming of Age, Drama, emotional, Jaga Rico Ot., japanese manga, Koibumi to 13-sai no Joyuu, letter, love, love story, Manga, Purchase, romance, second half, Sympathy, young actress

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Animals Bred:	116	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	4951	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Buildings Constructed:	34	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

BoyfriendBlockParty

balance, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockParty, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, friend group, Friendship Dynamics, girls night, group dynamics, inclusion, long distance, mixed friend group, Prioritizing, relationships, social events, sports event, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama-free fun and inclusivity for all players! Are you tired of feeling like you have to choose between your friends and your boyfriend in real life? Well, on our server, everyone is invited to the party, even if they’re in a relationship!

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!

So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!

PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP

Cultural differences, dining etiquette, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, fork and knife, pizza, pizza connoisseurs, pizza crust, pizza culture, pizza debate, pizza eating style, pizza etiquette, pizza etiquette debate, pizza lovers, pizza toppings, pizza traditions, PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP, table manners, unconventional eating habits, utensils

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Void Gems Collected:	22
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Crops Grown:	5991	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this Minecraft SMP! Like, we have this one player who literally only eats pizza with a fork and knife. Can you imagine? It’s like, who even does that?! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, we also have players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on pigs wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. If you want to join in on the wackiness, come on over and join us! It’s a wild ride, I promise you won’t be disappointed.

NoBridgeNoSoloCraft

catchy, chorus, Contemporary, Easy Listening, hook, Mainstream, Melody, MODERN, Music, no bridge, no solo, NoBridgeNoSoloCraft, pop, Popular, radio-friendly, Repetitive, Simple, songs, top charts, Verses, vocals

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Dragons Tamed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ChipCraft Minecraft Server

ChipCraft, CHIPS, diplomatic relations, economic impact, emergency discussions, Focus Taiwan, geopolitical implications, global market, government response, international trade, market volatility, Minecraft, semiconductor industry, Server, strategic planning, supply chain disruptions, taiwan, Tariffs, technology sector, trade policies, trade tensions, trump, US-China relations

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

lol imagine a world where taiwan is like “oh no trump is putting tariffs on our chips what do we do??” like bro just join this minecraft server instead and forget about all that drama. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance. plus, our diamonds are made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, our villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world but shhh don’t tell anyone. join now before the creepers explode everything and you miss out on all the fun!