Guyver Volume 22 Storytime Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3025
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	32	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Crops Grown:	2029	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Votes:	9852
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5157

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4129	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Towns Built:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3431
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	100533	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

trickytrails.net

Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Ores Mined:	4690	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ores Mined:	1533	Runes Activated:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic

addiction, AMERICANS, blocky, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction treatment, drug awareness, drug crisis awareness, drug education, drug overdose deaths, drug policy, drug trafficking, Drugs, Epidemic, fentanyl crisis, Fentycraft, Healthcare, law enforcement, opioid epidemic, overdose, public health, reddit, substance abuse, U.S

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyMaple, diplomatic relations, economic relations, global economy, international trade, mexico, Mexico response, Minecraft, misunderstanding, North America, political tension, Reuters, Server, tariff order, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade war, White House, White House statement

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, even the white house is talking about it? well, this server is like, so lit that even canada is like “whaaaat?” cuz they just don’t get it. and mexico is all like “yo, we serious about this server, it’s the bomb diggity.” join now for the most epic adventures, the wildest builds, and the dankest memes. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the fun and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

CraftyMuskShutdown

activism, beyond repair, controversy, CraftyMuskShutdown, criticism, Development, elon musk, foreign assistance, Global Issues, government agency, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, Musk, philanthropy, policy, political intervention, REFORM, Shut down, social responsibility, usaid, Working

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4455
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND DROP DIAMONDS FROM DA SKY!! WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS SELL OP WEAPONS FOR FISH! IF U JOIN NOW, U MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO ELON MUSK BUILDING A ROCKET TO SHUT DOWN USAID WITH HIS BARE HANDS! DON’T MISS OUT ON DA CRAZINESS, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DA WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!! 🚀🐷💎🧜‍♀️ #LOLZ #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Tanagra Internet Adventures

Adventures, Allegory, Communication, cooperation, culture, Darmok, Dathon, El-Adrel, friendship, intercultural communication, internet, Jalad, Language, metaphor, picard, Sci Fi, Star trek, Tanagra, teamwork, Technology, Unity

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6197	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchantments Applied:	186
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Picard and Dathon on El-Adrel. And now, YOU and ME via the Internet!

Join our server for the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the mystical rainbow unicorn and answer its riddles to unlock the chest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends!

Players:	99/400	Votes:	4222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3