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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 8177 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
Crops Grown: | 6228 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where you can challenge the legendary Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor! Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is a regular player.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even a buffet in China that costs just $2! #MuttsEternallyBTFO