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So, like, get this, right? This server is like, the bomb diggity, man. Why, you ask? Well, get this, researchers found out that this server has this gut bacterium called Megamonas, and it’s like, linked to obesity risk or something. But get this, it’s not just any old gut bacterium, oh no. This bad boy degrades intestinal myo-inositol, enhances lipid absorption, and contributes to obesity. How crazy is that? So, like, if you wanna get fat in Minecraft, this is the place to be, man. Join now and let Megamonas make you thicc in all the right places.

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