GutGobblerCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5313
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Star Shards Collected:	54
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Zombie Dances:	10

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Chimeras Created:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430	Alien Abductions:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ores Mined:	2756

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Crops Grown:	7837	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ores Mined:	9348

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1279
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	3580
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Void Gems Collected:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5304
Villages Defended:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5462	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Farms Harvested:	877	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9668	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Crops Grown:	5792	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Animals Bred:	121	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	New Chunks Explored:	161516
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Farms Harvested:	632	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Players:	100/500	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	136	Dragon Scales Harvested:	149
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2