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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 4056 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 143 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 427 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it will blow your mind? well, look no further, cuz this server is like no other!
imagine this: you log on and suddenly you are transported to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. you can build your own castle made entirely out of cheese and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies.
but wait, there’s more! on this server, the gut microbiota actually plays a crucial role in how well you respond to vaccinations. that’s right, your virtual poop bacteria can determine if you become a superhuman with the power to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or just a regular old player.
so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. trust us, you won’t regret it!
