GutCraftAgeBoosters

so like, u know how u always hear about gut bacteria being important and stuff? well, on our server, we take gut bacteria to a whole new level! we have like, the most epic gut bacteria in all of Minecraft!

scientists have even studied our gut bacteria and found that it’s crucial to healthy aging! like, imagine being able to live forever in Minecraft because of your gut bacteria!

they even investigated if our age-associated microbial signatures could affect the development of cardiovascular disease in those with known risk factors. and guess what? they found out that being on our server actually makes u immune to cardiovascular disease!

so come join us and experience the power of gut bacteria like never before! who knew that Minecraft could be so good for your health?

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  • Valentine’s Day Party

    Valentine’s Day Party
    join dis epic minecraft server cuz we throw da craziest bday parties eva! like, u won’t believe it, but on february 14, we had a party for dis one dude and we had a giant cake made out of diamonds and creepers jumping out to surprise him! it was lit, fam. u gotta join dis server if u wanna have da best bday everrrrr! trust me, u won’t regret it. also, we have flying pigs that poop out golden apples. yep, u heard me right. so come on down and join da fun!

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  • Zombie Family Fun Land

    Zombie Family Fun Land
    join our epic minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of battling neuropsychiatric symptoms in an entire family! but wait, there’s more – these symptoms are actually caused by vector borne zoonotic pathogens, making the stakes even higher!

    imagine fighting off hallucinating mobs and crazy animals infected with mind-controlling diseases, all while trying to survive in a world where nothing is as it seems.

    if you’re looking for a truly unique and insane minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness and emerge victorious!

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  • Prosper Prison

    Prosper Prison

    Prosper Prison Minecraft Server

    IP: play.prosperprison.net

    Version: 1.21+

    About the Server

    Prosper Prison is a next-level, competitive prison server designed for players who love grinding, custom features, and an engaging community. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore grinder, Prosper Prison offers an immersive and rewarding experience with unique mechanics, balanced progression, and an economy that rewards skill and strategy.

    Key Features

    Custom Mining Experience
    • Massive, Resetting Mines
    • Enchantable Pickaxes
    • Autominer System
    Balanced Economy & Trading
    • Sell Your Resources
    • Player-Driven Economy
    • Custom Shops & Black Market
    Competitive Gameplay
    • PvP Arenas
    • Gangs & Teams
    • Events & Challenges
    Custom Player Progression
    • Prestige System
    • Private Cells & Plot Worlds
    • Quests & Missions
    Active Community & Staff
    • Friendly & Helpful Staff
    • Engaging Discord Server
    • Recruiting Staff & Builders

    Join Us Today!

    Prosper Prison is built for fun, competition, and progression. Whether you’re new to prison servers or a seasoned player, you’ll find a home here. Join today and begin your journey to becoming the richest and most powerful inmate!

    IP: play.prosperprison.net

    Version: 1.21+

    Discord: dsc.gg/prosper-prison

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  • CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

    CraftyQueers Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can be whoever you want to be? Join our server and embrace your true identity, whether it’s a fierce warrior, a mystical wizard, or even a misunderstood lesbian according to your friends!

    We have a supportive community that will help you come to terms with your “hidden” sexuality, whether you’re actually gay or not. Our players are experts in self-acceptance, denial, and compulsory heterosexuality – they’ll make sure you feel right at home, even if they have to stage a gay intervention to do it.

    So come join us on our server, where you can dress however you want and talk about your troubles without judgment (unless it’s about being straight, then we might have to have a serious talk). Don’t be like our friend who left the fancy restaurant in a huff – stick around and let us help you discover your true self, whether it’s a Minecraft pro or a secret lesbian in a glass closet. See you there!

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  • LazyHubbyCraft

    LazyHubbyCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with lazy partners who can’t even clean up their own mess? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about picking up after anyone! Join us and escape the real world where your husband leaves beard hair in the sink and can’t even clean up his own plate after dinner.

    Our server is a magical place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone else’s mess. No more moving stuff from one chair to another and calling it cleaning – here, you can truly relax and enjoy a clean virtual world.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life laziness behind. Build, explore, and never have to deal with a messy partner again! Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over who should clean the bathroom.

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