GutCraftAgeBoosters | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘WoW Retail Edition’

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Oh boy, do I have the perfect server for you! This Minecraft server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Picture this: instead of fighting dragons and demons, you’ll be battling giant creepers riding on flying pigs. And forget about mining for diamonds, on this server, you’ll be mining for rainbow-colored unicorn poop that can be used to craft the most epic weapons and armor.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can participate in our weekly “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower made entirely of cake.

So, what do you say? Are you ready to leave the world of wotlk private servers behind and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ZionCraft: Where even creepers are part of the conspiracy

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Are you tired of being oppressed by the ADL and their sneaky Zionist plans? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and fight back against the tyranny with your fellow blocky rebels. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, and even a secret portal that leads straight to the ADL headquarters (just kidding…or are we?). So come join us and let’s show those pesky Zionists that we won’t be silenced!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	320	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Are you tired of ecelebs and grifters taking over your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like the annual llama rodeo and the legendary chicken jousting tournament. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Dance Off.”

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who needs ecelebs when you have us?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mines Excavated:	1599
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Farms Harvested:	232

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty Pepe’s Memeland – Where /r9k/ Rules and Boredom is Banished!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of pancakes.

So why should you join our server? Because we have unicorns that poop rainbows, a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Plus, if you don’t join, the Endermen will steal your socks while you sleep. Don’t let that happen, join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	6143
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

KaguyaCraft: Where Love and Blocks Collide!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is where Aka literally jumped the shark! That’s right, we have a whole underwater world where you can ride sharks and battle evil mermaids! And don’t even get us started on the epic quests and storylines that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible, from fighting dragons with laser eyes to building a rollercoaster that goes to the moon and back. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Pitbulls vs Creepers: A Minecraft Adventure

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie pitbulls, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a group of rebellious chickens who have formed their own society. And don’t worry, we have plenty of anti-pitbull images scattered around the server to keep you entertained between quests. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Farms Harvested:	759	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Blocky LOLz: Walkable Cities in Minecraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of exploring a world where America doesn’t have walkable cities! Why walk when you can ride a llama through the streets of New York City? Or hop on a pig and race through the busy highways of Los Angeles?

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world where cars are banned and only Minecraft animals roam the streets. Who needs a subway system when you can ride a minecart to work?

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and questioning why real life isn’t this crazy. See you in-game!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Oops I Accidentally Killed Billions

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and the wrath of our resident player who goes by the name “She killed billions”. Don’t let the name scare you though, she’s actually quite friendly…unless you cross her in-game. Legend has it that she once built a TNT cannon so powerful, it wiped out an entire village in one shot. But hey, who needs villagers anyway, right?

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging flying arrows, navigating treacherous lava pits, and trying not to get on the bad side of “She killed billions”. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become her next target for a prank involving a giant chicken statue in your base. Trust us, it’s an honor to be on her hit list.

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun…or else face the wrath of “She killed billions”. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Great Wall of Blocks: Where even the Chinese can’t deny our epic Minecraft creations!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us and experience the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, including giant Chinese inventions like the Great Wall and the Terracotta Army. Who knew the Chinese were such Minecraft pros?

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can place a mosque next to a synagogue and watch the chaos unfold. Will they live in harmony or will it be an epic battle for dominance? Only one way to find out!

So come on, join our server and see for yourself why the Chinese are the true pioneers of Minecraft creativity. Who needs boring old redstone contraptions when you can have a whole new world of insanity waiting for you?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ores Mined:	1798	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Potions Brewed:	150

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineCraftSweats – Sweat, Tears, and Creeper Fears

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like a visual novel on steroids, with English-translated Japanese visual novels being the main theme.

Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where E-celeb shitposting is strictly forbidden and where spoiler tags are used more than pickaxes.

Having trouble with your Minecraft experience? Don’t worry, just follow these steps before asking for tech support: 1. Make sure you’re in a Japanese locale (because why not?) 2. Read the readme (yes, we have one for a Minecraft server) 3. Check out our handy guide for 4chan VN help (because we’re just that extra) 4. Use DeepL to translate any error messages (because who needs Google Translate?) 5. Just Google it (because we’re not tech support, we’re just here for the laughs)

Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our extensive library of visual novels that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Download links? We’ve got ’em. Just be prepared for a wild ride that’s more intense than a hardcore survival mode playthrough.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before. It’s a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules). So grab your diamond sword and get ready for a journey that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Blocky BBCs: The Minecraft Server Where Size Really Does Matter!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rare as a 10 inch BBC in real life? Look no further! Our server is filled with monstrous creations that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too, if you catch our drift). Join us and discover a world where horny fags and cucks roam free, cherry picking their way to victory. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Madman’s Chizuru Potty Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no potty scenes? Well, look no further because Reiji the madman has created the most insane server ever! Join us for a wild ride filled with Chizuru potty scenes that will have you laughing until you cry. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with diamond-studded toilets and a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Dragon Scales Harvested:	102	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Unlucky Blocks: Where the losing streak never ends!

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who goes by the name of Steve the Swindler. It’s almost as if he sucks at everything except conning dimwits into handing him money. But hey, that’s what makes this server so entertaining!

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as crazy as Steve himself. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve trying to ride a llama while juggling diamonds and singing show tunes.

But the real reason you should join this server? The llamas, of course! We have a whole llama sanctuary where you can feed, pet, and ride these majestic creatures to your heart’s content. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret llama dance party in the middle of the night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the llamas reign supreme and Steve the Swindler is always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Creeper’s Corner: Where even the villagers question your intelligence

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you and all your fellow degenerates!

Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay imaginable. Our server is filled with crazy events like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers.

But that’s not all! We also have the most epic loot drops, including diamond armor that makes you look like a disco ball and enchanted weapons that shoot rainbow lasers.

So, if you’re ready to leave behind the boring and mundane and enter a world of pure insanity, come join us on our server. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back. You may even find yourself questioning your own sanity. But hey, who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PussyLickCraft: Where the only limits are your imagination… and maybe a few ribs

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Kronii getting her rib removed just to lick her own…you know what? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning your life choices in no time. Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures, build the most ridiculous structures, and meet the weirdest players this side of the blocky universe. Who needs reality when you can join us and enter a world where anything is possible, even if it involves removing body parts for questionable reasons. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	9261	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	1