Yo, so like, this server be poppin’ off like a bottle of soda that’s been shakin’ up real good! We got gut Blastocystis up in here, and let me tell ya, it ain’t no ordinary parasite, it’s like a little homie chillin’ in your digestive system, keepin’ things in check.

Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.

So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ores Mined: 2919 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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