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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
Crops Grown: 4894 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Void Gems Collected: 25
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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