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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Undead Armies Raised: 2
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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