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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 4801 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1375 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
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