Gut Microbiome Madness | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	270

New Minecraft Servers

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret portal that transports you to a magical land filled with talking animals and dancing zombies. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even endometriosis is no match for our gut microbiome warriors.

That’s right, folks! Join our server and watch as our gut bacteria-derived therapeutics battle it out with endometriotic lesions, all while reducing disease-associated pain. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but with more pickaxes and less popcorn.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether! Who knows what adventures await you in our gut microbiome-infused world. See you there, gamers!

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	163
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	New Chunks Explored:	650617
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magic Items Found:	5965	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Potions Brewed:	97	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	354	Divine Spears Created:	29
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Votes:	1818
Magic Items Found:	8311	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Mines Excavated:	1473	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Votes:	9961	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Star Shards Collected:	243	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7690
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7259	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3478
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	193	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	6789	Ores Mined:	8320

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Mines Excavated:	4591	Zombie Dances:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Void Gems Collected:	22
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Enchantments Applied:	161
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	143
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ores Mined:	7341
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Enchantments Applied:	130	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Love Letters Sent:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!