| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 9604 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Crops Grown: | 7956 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 27 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 7740 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6201 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 9856 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 1965 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7766 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 8381 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 3073 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 289 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 7719 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 93 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!
so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 9867 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 32 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥
You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 4890 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 89 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!
So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 9351 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2371 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 459 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.
But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 7712 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 9513 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 224 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6255 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 50 |
I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 951 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 3193 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 11 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1567 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 5728 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 94 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 7282 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
