Gushmalistan | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Lia from Phase Connect Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Emeralds Found:	4948
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	7076	Secret Passages Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft SMP, where only the coolest kids are allowed! Join us at ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and chaos.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict “NO GIRLS ALLOWED” policy because girls have cooties and we can’t risk catching them in the virtual world. Plus, our channel is run by the one and only Rinkou Ashelia, a legendary gamer with skills that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! We have upcoming streams like “STREAM WORLD OF LIA: Concert Edition,” where Lia will rock your socks off with her epic performances. And don’t forget about the meet and greet at Holiday Matsuri, where you can bully Lia in person (just kidding, please don’t actually bully her).

Oh, and did we mention Lia has Christmas merch for sale? Get your hands on Lia plushies, daki pillows, shirts, charms, pins, stands, stickers, prints, and more! Your collection will be the envy of all your friends.

So come on, join us in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Remember, only love Lia and never watch other girls. Lia is the one true love of your virtual life. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

black people, boujee, breadwinner, cash payment, christmas dinner, Communication Issues, CraftyCash, cupcakes, elitist, family conflict, family dynamics, flaunting my money, gold digger, grocery shopping, Lowes Foods, Minecraft, Quality over quantity, rich auntie, SAHM, Server, sister drama, Walmart, Whole Foods

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Votes:	7554	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	2033
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3150	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more boujee than Walmart? Well, look no further because our server is so fancy, even Whole Foods shoppers would be impressed! Join now for a chance to flaunt your virtual riches and make your sister jealous with your in-game purchases. Plus, we have cupcakes for all ages, because who doesn’t love a good cupcake drama? Don’t worry about being called a gold digger, on our server, everyone’s a winner, especially if you’re a SAHM with a breadwinning hubby. So come on in and let the virtual riches roll in, just like that $425 grocery bill!

HubbyFamHoliNoWait

christmas, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Distance, emotions, Expectations, family, holidays, HubbyFamHoliNoWait, in-laws, Jealousy, Marriage, misunderstandings, Priorities, quality time, relationships, Thanksgiving, Traditions, travel

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2219	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of holiday family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us and escape the chaos of in-laws and family obligations by building your own virtual world where you make the rules.

Our server is the perfect place to spend your holidays, whether you’re dodging passive-aggressive comments from your mother-in-law or trying to avoid awkward conversations with your distant relatives. We’ve got a community of players who understand the struggle and are here to support you through it all.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret holiday village where you can celebrate Christmas with adorable virtual kittens and festive decorations. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a purrfectly peaceful holiday in Minecraft?

So join us today and say goodbye to miserable f*cking Christmases and hello to a virtual winter wonderland where you can finally spend the holidays with your one true love – Minecraft. Trust us, your husband’s family drama has nothing on the adventures waiting for you on our server!

KidCraftin’Madness

challenges of parenting, child rearing, family life, KidCraftinMadness, Kids, parenthood, parenting, parenting advice, parenting challenges, parenting community, parenting difficulties, parenting help, parenting questions, parenting resources, parenting struggles, parenting support, parenting tips, raising a child, raising children, tough love, tough parenting

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5762
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Are you tired of the real world struggles of parenting? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can raise virtual kids that never talk back and always listen to you! Build them a virtual house, teach them how to mine for diamonds, and watch them grow into strong, independent blocky beings. Who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids that won’t drain your energy and bank account? Join now and experience the joys of virtual parenting without the messy diapers and temper tantrums!

BlockyPeaceCraft

Agreement, BBC, BlockyPeaceCraft, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, gaza, International, mediator., MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, News, Official, ongoing, Palestinian, Peace, progress, resolution, talks, Truce, update

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Villages Defended:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

lol come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of gaza ceasefire talks!!! we got 90% completion rate on fun and games, way better than those boring negotiations. play with us and build your own virtual world where there’s no conflict, just blocks and laughs. plus, our resident palestinian official says it’s the best way to unwind after a long day of peace talks. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s craft some peace together, one block at a time!

Echo-Isles

Advanced, brand new players, Community, custom generated, Discord, Donate, EchoIsles, Engage, Fight, Kit PvP, loot crates, Players, PvP, quality of life features, Resource World, Semi Vanilla, server address, STRONG, Support, welcome

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Echo-Isles Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Started	10/31/2024
Features	SMP gameplay, setting homes, teleporting, economy, MCMMO, PvP, quality of life plugins
Pay to Win	No, but donations for advanced quality of life features available
Community	Welcoming and strong community
Kit PvP	Available to the public

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to Echo-Isles.com using a Minecraft client.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, the server is not pay-to-win but donations for advanced features are available.
Is PvP encouraged on the server?	Yes, PvP is encouraged in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates spawning every hour.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/

Eternal Realm 1.20

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, ETERNAL, Feedback, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, new player guide, Patch, Realm, sandbox mode, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Towns Built:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate edition of Minecraft but on steroids. Forget about boring old regular Minecraft, this server is where it’s at.

Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.

And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.

Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Chop My Blocks into Pieces Minecraft SMP

Band, blocks, breakdown, chop, coping, Cut, cut my life into pieces, emotional, Life, long tail, Lyrics, mental health, Minecraft, Music, nu metal, Papa Roach, Pieces, Rock, smp, song, stress, tags, Therapy

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1253
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Players Killed by Monsters:	8355
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Farms Harvested:	398
Void Gems Collected:	22	Mines Excavated:	2798

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.

We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!

LuxVacayPayback Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Fairness, financial struggle, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, luxury vacation, LuxVacayPayback, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Repayment, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and diamonds are borrowed! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, luxury vacations, and financial struggles.

Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.

So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ores Mined:	5590
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Void Gems Collected:	22
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4346

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Animals Bred:	96	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	48
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Runes Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	205	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Zombie Dances:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Players:	105/300	Votes:	2671
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	9965	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10