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Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1048
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Divine Spears Created:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Villages Defended:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Crops Grown:	3542	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Mines Excavated:	4570

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Potions Brewed:	83
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2105
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1672
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Towns Built:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Love Letters Sent:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Potions Brewed:	28
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2729	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Meteorites Collected:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	107/100	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	878421
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17