GunRunnersX | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Villages Defended:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server where Yemen weapons dealers are selling machine guns?! That’s right, you heard me! Forget about swords and bows, we got some serious firepower up in here!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds and suddenly a squad of armed skeletons roll up on you with AK-47s. It’s like a wild west shootout, but with blocky graphics and exploding creepers.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground black market where you can trade your emeralds for rocket launchers and grenades. Want to blow up your friend’s house? No problem, we got you covered.

So come on down to X Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and the amount of TNT you can get your hands on. Let’s get ready to rumble!

Mystic Idol Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Cersea Soulstorm, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Daisy Dandelion, EIEN Extended, Enya Ignis, Idol, idol corp, kai saikota, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, mystic, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, poko rakun, Realms, Riki Poppet, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yena Youngblood

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7817
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	53
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	5603
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Potions Brewed:	200

Sister’sWeddingDrama

bachelorette party, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, engaged, family, Friend, groomsmen, half-sister, maid of honor, out of town, Planning, Pregnant, relationship, Resentment, sister, SistersWeddingDrama, Support, Wedding

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Crops Grown:	7018
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Love Letters Sent:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this family wedding saga.

Are you tired of being left out of planning conversations and feeling like you’re being replaced by your stepsister? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is included and no one gets left behind (unless they’re defeated in PvP, of course).

Experience the thrill of being the ultimate maid of honor in our virtual world, where you can plan epic bachelorette parties and take charge of the wedding preparations without any family drama getting in the way. Who needs a real-life wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding that’s out of this world?

So, come join us on our server and leave all the real-life wedding woes behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend in the form of a fellow player who’s always got your back, just like a loyal maid of honor should. Let’s make memories together and create a Minecraft wedding for the ages!

Proton Battery Revolution

advancement, Battery, battery technology, Breakthrough, charging, clean energy, electricity, energy efficiency, energy storage, environmentally-friendly, Future, innovation, lithium-ion, power source, proton, Proton battery, renewable energy, research, revolution, Revolutionizing, scientists, sustainable, Technology

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Farms Harvested:	768
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8817	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. it’s like, run by a bunch of mad scientists who built a proton battery that could, like, dethrone lithium-ion. i know, right? who even knew that was a thing?

anyway, if you join this server, you’ll get to, like, harness the power of these proton batteries in your minecraft adventures. imagine having, like, unlimited energy to build the most epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss.

but that’s not all, dude. the scientists on this server have also created a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. yep, you heard me right. you can soar through the skies on a majestic unicorn, spreading rainbows and glitter wherever you go.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and proton batteries, man. it’s the future.

Casual Minecraft

{Java IP}, apply, bedrock, Builders, Casual, Chat, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, Exploration, Immersion, Legacy, Minecraft, PORT, proximity chat, skilled players, smp, spawn region, Survival, Trailer, Veteran

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Enchantments Applied:	300	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

IP	casualminecraft.fun

What We’re About:

Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. No unnecessary gimmicks or overcomplicated plugins—just you, your imagination, and the adventure of survival. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed:

Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today:

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun

Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)

Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any special plugins on the server?	No, our server focuses on a pure survival experience without unnecessary gimmicks.
Can players use creative mode on the server?	No, we are a survival-only server to maintain the challenge and excitement of the game.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to ensure a positive and friendly community.
How can I become a builder on the server?	Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region by joining our Discord server and following the application process.
Is proximity chat mandatory on the server?	No, proximity chat is optional for players who enjoy the extra immersion of hearing nearby players.

Pixel Power Play 1.20.1

#videogames, 1.20.1, AAA Games, advanced computing, AI Memes, Artificial Intelligence, better use of a gpu, computational power, creative projects, data processing, deep learning, digital art creation, gaming technology, gaming vs productivity, GPU Acceleration, GPU utilization, Graphic design, high performance computing, innovative technology, machine learning, PIXEL, Play, power, rtx 5080

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	236
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Towns Built:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Farms Harvested:	659
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20

Bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and experience the true power of the RTX 5080 – not for lame games, but for creating the dankest AI memes you’ve ever seen!

We’ve got pigs that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop sick beats, and villagers that will trade you diamonds for a dab.

Forget about boring old AAA slop, come to our server and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, our community is full of fellow meme lords who will have you ROFLing 24/7.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s meme our way to victory together!

MakeupMayhemMC

aita, Appearance, beauty school, Classroom, criticism, DISRESPECTFUL, eyeliner, first day, judgement, light makeup, lipgloss, makeup, MakeupMayhemMC, minimal makeup, new class, response, rude comment, STUDENT, studying, Teacher

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5388
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Void Armor Forged:	12	Divine Spears Created:	28
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of judgmental teachers who can’t appreciate your fabulous eyeliner and lipgloss combo? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all levels of makeup enthusiasts, from minimalists to full glam queens. Join us and let your creativity shine brighter than any highlighter!

Our server is a safe space for all makeup lovers, where you can build your dream makeup castle and slay the Ender Dragon in style. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not some teacher who clearly needs a lesson in manners.

So come on over and show off your makeup skills while building the most fabulous creations in the Minecraft universe. Remember, on our server, the only drama is in the pixelated world, not in the classroom. Let’s slay, queens!

RespawnReveal

after death analytics, Afterlife, afterlife measurements, beyond the grave stats, celestial numbers, data analysis, death analytics, eternal evaluation, eternal metrics, eternal scorecard, final numbers, final report, heavenly data, legacy metrics, life review, posthumous metrics, postmortem insights, RespawnReveal, soul statistics, spiritual analytics, statistics

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you see after you die is a sad little death message? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll get to see some seriously epic stats after you kick the bucket!

Picture this: you die in a blaze of glory after taking on a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. And instead of just seeing “Player was blown up by Creeper,” you get a full breakdown of your final moments. How many blocks did you mine before meeting your untimely demise? How many mobs did you slay? How many times did you accidentally fall into lava because you’re a total klutz?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Resurrection Roulette” feature. When you die, instead of respawning at your bed or spawn point like a chump, you’ll be transported to a random location on the map. Will you end up in a lush jungle paradise or a desolate wasteland? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your respawn point!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience death like never before. Who knew dying in Minecraft could be so much fun?

KremlinKombatCraft

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, heavy, International, KremlinKombatCraft, Kursk, Military, News, north korean, Politics, Reports, russia, Russian, troop losses, Ukraine, Updates, War, world events, Zelenskiy

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	144	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT RUSSIAN AND NORTH KOREAN TROOPS FIGHTIN’ IN KURSK! IT’S LIKE A WARZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE WHO WILL BE THE LAST BLOCK STANDING! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U WIN A BATTLE, U GET A PET CREEPER TO FOLLOW U AROUND AND EXPLODE ON UR ENEMIES! SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER!

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	217
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Animals Bred:	143
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9722
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Villages Defended:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3748	Runes Activated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.

Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

1.21.3, American superiority, Argument, athletic excellence, cultural perceptions, facts, global icons, international competition, Media portrayal, mystic, narrative, Realms, russia, Russian inferiority, schizo imagination, Serena Williams, sharapova, sports rivalry, Stereotypes, Tennis legends, tennis players, United, united states

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Ores Mined:	1456
Crops Grown:	8496	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6404	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

SisSwapDilemmaCraft

Divorce, engagement ring, family, family dynamics, grandmother, heirloom, Inheritance, jewelry, Marriage, Memories, personal choice, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling rivalry, SisSwapDilemmaCraft, sister, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough times, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Meteorites Collected:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s failed marriage? Look no further! Join our server where you can trade rings with your siblings, just like in this wild family tale.

On our server, you can wear virtual rings that remind you of your wedding day, lend them to friends for their special occasions, and even start a ring-swapping trend that will have everyone talking. Who needs heirlooms when you can have virtual bling that holds so many memories?

And if you ever get tired of your ring, you can sell it in-game or even dump it in the virtual ocean like in Titanic. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and diamonds go hand in hand.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than a family feud over jewelry. Who knows, you might even find a ring that reminds you of your own virtual wedding day!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, enter, Fun, get involved, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Whitelist

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	Season 2 (upcoming)
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree at https://linktr.ee/orbitmc for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join, follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted and start playing on the Minecraft Server.
Are there any perks for joining before the server release?	Yes, players who join before the release may receive a special perk.

Ethereal Isles 1.20

13th Anniversary, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Figurines, Alpha, Anon’s Sprites, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Download, Ethereal, FANFICS, Font Rip, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, Isles, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KSG, Map, Miki Route, opinion change, QoTT, Steam, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, where are they now?

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Hey, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of deranged llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because this server is like a twisted version of Katawa Shoujo on crack!

Join us for the 13th Anniversary of Katawa Shoujo, where we celebrate by building pixelated monuments to our favorite disabled waifus.

Forget boring old survival mode, here you can create your own Miki Route and date Suzu or Hisao in Summer’s Clover.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out Kenjivania, a game within a game that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

So come on down to this server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things are about to get weirder than a chicken riding a pig into battle.