GunHoldingNoobs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mines Excavated:	3470	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	106
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9670
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9458
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6876
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Enchantments Applied:	138
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Love Letters Sent:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1630
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Farms Harvested:	388	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3367
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Spears Created:	27
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Crops Grown:	2636	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	104
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	90/700	Votes:	9247
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	2638
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Towns Built:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3