GunHeadlock Minecraft Server

dangerous situation., defense mechanism, emergency situation, Firearm, gun, gun laws, gun use, GunHeadlock, headlock, Minecraft, personal safety, reaction time, self defense, self defense tactics, self protection, Self-defense skills, Server, street, street confrontation, street defense, Street safety, surprise attack, unexpected attack

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only action you get is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you can react to a headlock with a gun! That’s right, if someone tries to sneak up on you in the middle of the street, you can whip out your trusty firearm and show them who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Like the time a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, only to emerge unscathed and with a diamond sword in hand. Or the time a group of players banded together to take down a giant zombie chicken that was terrorizing the land.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next!

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Farms Harvested:	301
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Dimension Hops:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Farms Harvested:	462
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Towns Built:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1387
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7214
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Farms Harvested:	200	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
New Chunks Explored:	713789	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Crops Grown:	1670	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Potions Brewed:	131
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2251	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7064	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Towns Built:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Buildings Constructed:	45	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?