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Players: 93/500 Votes: 8345
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Dimension Hops: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
Meteorites Collected: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
Vanishing Items Found: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 3

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Yes, you read that right. A CARROT.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But shh, it’s a secret. Only the bravest players can find it.

3. Our PvP battles are legendary. One time, two players had a duel using nothing but chickens as their weapons. It was clucking madness!

4. Our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can breakdance like nobody’s business. He’s the life of the party, trust me.

5. In the next update, we’re implementing hotkeys for weapons, but not just any weapons. You’ll be able to wield 8 guns at once, all while doing your laundry in-game. It’s a multitasking dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

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  • Shon’s Adventure Realm 1.20

    Shon’s Adventure Realm 1.20
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 9184
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4412 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

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    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Shondo the boss! Fallenshadow is our hard-working schizo loli queen who loves her husbands and Twitch streams. Treat her well or face the consequences! Check out her ASMR and VOD Youtube channels, plus her Ribbon Cage videos for some real entertainment. Follow her on Twitter and keep up with her crazy schedule. Don’t forget to follow global and board rules, or you might get a surprise! Ignore, report, and hide the shitposters for an easier time. Previous thread got nothing on us, so jump in and join the madness!

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  • CraftyNotBuyer Minecraft Server

    CraftyNotBuyer Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 3244
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t screw you around like this shady seller? Look no further! Our server guarantees no last-minute surprises or shady dealings. We won’t sell you stolen items or make you wait for someone else to buy before you can join. Plus, we have all the accessories you need to weave your way to victory! Join now and leave the drama behind – we promise you won’t be ghosted or disrespected here! #NotTheAsshole #MinecraftDrama #WeaveYourWayToVictory

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  • BagHuntPeakTimeGF

    BagHuntPeakTimeGF
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 8195
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Magic Items Found: 4024
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of chaotic traffic and unreasonable requests? Look no further! Join our server and escape the madness of real life by building your own world where you make the rules.

    We promise not to ask you to drive across town for merch bags at the last minute, especially when you’ve just woken up from a long shift. Our server is a safe haven where you can relax, unwind, and let your creativity run wild.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama city!

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the chaos of real life behind. Who needs merch bags when you can have llamas and skyscrapers?

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  • NeverDigStraightDown – Minecraft SMP

    NeverDigStraightDown – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 3609
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 4288
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff and let’s just say it did not end well. But on this server, they have flying pigs that you can ride safely, so you’ll never make that mistake again! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a hot tub made of lava. And the best part is, every time you die, a magical unicorn appears to revive you with a rainbow potion. So come join us and never make the same mistake twice, unless you want to, because who cares, it’s all about having fun, right? LOL!

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  • NoBeefNoEatMC

    NoBeefNoEatMC
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 8856
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 108 Elemental Crystals Collected: 21
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Invisible Walls Found: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is boring old pork chops and steak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a rule that you can only eat…wait for it…SPIDER EYES! That’s right, no more boring old meat for you, only the finest delicacies straight from the depths of the mines.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Imagine the riches you could amass just by hanging out with these fabulous creatures!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a party quite like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, don’t eat the pork chops, go for the spider eyes instead!

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  • LouvreLand Minecraft Server

    LouvreLand Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 4323
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Emeralds Found: 9844 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    New Chunks Explored: 11518 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

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    so like, if you wanna avoid paying crazy entrance fees at the Louvre Museum in Paris, just join our epic Minecraft server instead! we got all the art you could ever want, but like, in block form. Macron himself said it’s way better than the real thing, plus you don’t have to deal with all those pesky tourists. come hang out with us and be a blocky art connoisseur!

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  • HolocaustHavocMC

    HolocaustHavocMC
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 4485
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 85 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

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    so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got this dude from poland who got kicked out for being too crazy, like disrupting some tribute or whatever. but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and love here, just some good ol’ minecraft fun. come join us and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, what more could you ask for? join now and let’s get this party started!

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  • Beaver Invasion: The Real Pandemic

    Beaver Invasion: The Real Pandemic
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 6653
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 1

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    join our epic minecraft server where beavers have taken over the water supply and are causing chaos! build your own dam to protect yourself from the furry menaces and see who can create the biggest one! but watch out, the beavers are sneaky and will stop at nothing to flood your creations. team up with other players to take down the beaver king and restore peace to the land. with custom plugins and mini-games, this server will have you laughing and crying as you battle against the ultimate enemy: nature’s engineers. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the beaver apocalypse!

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  • Maxwell’s Space Disco | Marko’s Realm

    Maxwell’s Space Disco | Marko’s Realm
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 7124
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 156 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

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    join this server if you want to experience the most mind-bending, reality-warping, dimension-shifting Minecraft adventure of your life! our server is so crazy, you’ll swear you’re experiencing nonlocal or possibly superluminal maxwell displacement current in real life!

    imagine building a spherical capacitor in Minecraft and suddenly finding yourself in the near-field of it, feeling the electric energy pulsing through your veins. you’ll be teleporting through dimensions, battling aliens, and crafting weapons that defy the laws of physics.

    our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then join us now! who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of your screen.

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  • The Longbirch Vanguard

    The Longbirch Vanguard
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 6986
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 22 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

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    IP MC.LVRPG.NET
    Java Version 1.21.1

    Overview

    A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers player agency, freedom, and an immersive RPG experience. With a variety of classes, races, quests, dungeons, pets, and more, players can enjoy a rich gameplay experience.

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    FAQ

    1. How can I join the Longbirch Vanguard server?

    You can join the server by entering the IP “MC.LVRPG.NET” in your Minecraft client.

    2. What are the available classes in the server?

    There are 12 classes to choose from in the server, each offering unique playstyles and abilities.

    3. Are there different races to play as?

    Yes, there are 9 races to choose from, each with their own racial bonuses and characteristics.

    4. What kind of quests are available in the game?

    There are tons of quests available in the game, ranging from simple fetch quests to epic storylines.

    5. How many dungeons are there in the server?

    There are 6 dungeons to explore, each offering unique challenges and rewards.

    6. Is there a deity system in the game?

    Yes, there is a deity system in which players can follow and gain benefits from different deities.

    7. How often are updates released on the server?

    The server receives frequent updates to add new features, quests, and improvements to the gameplay experience.

    8. Can I play with my friends on the Longbirch Vanguard server?

    Yes, players can team up with friends to explore dungeons, complete quests, and enjoy the RPG experience together.

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  • Eternal Blaze Land 1.21.4

    Eternal Blaze Land 1.21.4
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 9229
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Votes: 7991 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Magical Moments Shared: 11

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    OMG, you won’t believe the hotness on this Minecraft server! We got Scar lookalikes everywhere, making you wish cuntboys were real! Join now for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in blocky form! Don’t miss out on the pixelated heat, come join us today!

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  • PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

    PuppyPurge Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 1786
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Dimension Hops: 11
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Towns Built: 10
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Endless Legions Commanded: 45
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-pets-on-the-bed policy! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join us right away.

    Picture this: a friend comes to visit for Christmas with her untrained dog. This dog is a menace, jumping on people, biting, and leaving hair everywhere. But that’s not even the worst part – the dog decides to turn the guest room into its personal bathroom, ruining the carpet, couch, and bed mattress with its pee. The smell is so bad, it’s like a stink bomb went off in there!

    Now, our host tries to be nice and asks for help with replacing the ruined items, but the friend ghosts her instead. Can you believe it? So, our host decides to take matters into her own hands and asks for compensation for the damages. And what does the friend do? Calls her tacky and refuses to take responsibility for her dog’s actions.

    So, if you want to join a server where pets are well-behaved and guests actually take responsibility for their furry friends, then come on over! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough among our crazy stories.

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  • PowerWasherPals4Eva

    PowerWasherPals4Eva
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 3206
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Animals Bred: 89 New Chunks Explored: 970878
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as your neighbor-friend who borrowed your power washer and never returned it? Look no further! Our server is just like that power washer – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    Join us for epic adventures and quests, just like the quest to get your power washer back from that lawyer neighbor-friend. Will you be able to retrieve it, or will you have to Venmo request him for the replacement cost? The choice is yours!

    But don’t worry, we promise not to ghost you like that neighbor-friend does every time you ask for your power washer back. Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

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  • SmartypantsMC SMP

    SmartypantsMC SMP
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 7847
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

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    OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks! And get this, the owner is a super genius who can solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded while juggling flaming torches! Like, who even does that?! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to shoot rainbows out of your butt! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most mind-blowing SMP ever! Join now and become part of the madness!

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  • DisgustCraft

    DisgustCraft
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 7231
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Falling into the Void: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

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    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we embrace all things weird and wacky.

    On our server, we have a special event every week where players have to build the most outrageous and ridiculous structures they can think of. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their Minecraft lives to creating the most disgusting and revolting builds imaginable. Think you have what it takes to join their ranks?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for the truly bizarre.

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