| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 8174 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Votes: | 1983 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 6624 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 78 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
I’m talking about a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your switch explode with excitement!
Imagine building your own virtual world while chilling on your new console, it’s like living in a dream within a dream!
Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s make some virtual magic together!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 710 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs through the Nether and battling giant chickens in the sky. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves villagers taking bribes from dragons!
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 7141 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 103 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 112 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.
Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 5657 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 251 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.
But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 2375 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 28 | Ores Mined: | 557 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.
But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.
So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 8405 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 9629 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 2292 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Epic Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 5849 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 133 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 1465 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Create Your Own Nation | Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks. |
| McMMO Skills | Refine your skills to fight in wars. |
| Geopolitical Power | Conquer new territories and earn wealth. |
| Custom Enchants | Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear. |
Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.
– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.
– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 4546 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 | Crops Grown: | 6533 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 1760 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.
Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.
But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.
No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 8336 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 9438 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 5250 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 39 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!
So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 852 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 7185 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 44 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Votes: | 5852 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.
Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?
So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!
