Gumbysquad MC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchantments Applied:	85
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mines Excavated:	1235
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Love Letters Sent:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Potions Brewed:	171	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Potions Brewed:	146	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Magic Items Found:	7440
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.

Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime romance, anime ships, Best Anime Couple, Best Video Game Couples, gaming couples, lovebirds, Makoto Niijima, OTPs, persona 5, persona 5 characters, Persona 5 Romance, Persona series, ren amamiya, Ren and Makoto, Ren and Makoto Love Story, Ren and Makoto Persona 5, Ren and Makoto Persona Series., Ren and Makoto Relationship, RPG Couples, Video Game Couples

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Void Gems Collected:	37	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Yo, bro, forget about Ren and Makoto from Persona 5, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build a giant statue of Ren and Makoto out of diamond blocks!

And guess what? We have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as Ren and Makoto and fight off evil mobs together!

Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a cat so you can meow your way through the game like a true ninja!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Ren and Makoto in the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

LottoBFFs Minecraft SMP

Blessing, charitable giving, dream come true, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial windfall, Generosity, gratefulness, helping others, Kindness, life-changing opportunity, lottery winner, LottoBFFs, loved ones, Making A Difference, Minecraft, sharing the wealth, smp, Support, unexpected wealth

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret base full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes!

If you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players who go on crazy adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. I once saw someone ride a pig off a cliff and land in a pool of lava, but they survived because they had a magic potion that turned them into a fireproof chicken. It was wild, man.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane server? You’ll never be bored again, I promise. Plus, if you win the lottery, we’ll all help you spend your winnings on building a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of emeralds. It’ll be LEGENDARY, bro. So come join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life 🤪🤑🔥

OldNetCraft

Angelfire, aol, Chat Rooms, cyber culture, dial-up, digital memories, early online experiences, early websites, floppy disks, Geocities, irc, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, OldNetCraft, retro technology, slow connections, vintage internet, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual realm. Rumor has it he’s just looking for a buddy to play mini-games with and share some enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little).

HaitiCraft2024

2024.., border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation consequences, deportation laws, deportation process, deportation statistics, deported, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haitians, HaitiCraft2024, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Migration, Refugee Crisis, Social Issues, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ores Mined:	9443
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	136	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE DEPORTATION LIKE A PRO! WE GOT MORE THAN 276,000 HAITIANS READY TO BUILD SOME EPIC HOUSES AND SLAY SOME ZOMBIES!

COME JOIN US AND BUILD A FORTRESS SO STRONG, EVEN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC CAN’T DEPORT YOU!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC HAPPEN!

Nano Pore DiagCraft

Accuracy, Capture, current tests, developed, DiagCraft, diagnose, Diagnosis, efficiency, Faster, Healthcare, illnesses, innovation, Medical, molecules, Nano, nanopore, Pore, Precision, research, scientists, Signals, Technology, tool

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Divine Spears Created:	27
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Potions Brewed:	52	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we have developed a nano-pig-based tool that can diagnose your minecraft character’s illnesses faster than a speeding arrow! imagine the precision of a diamond sword but with the power of capturing signals from individual minecraft molecules!

we have crazy stories of players being diagnosed with “creeperitis” and “enderdragon fever” but fear not, our nano-pig tool can cure them all! join us for a wild ride of medical mayhem and pixelated pandemonium!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s battle illness one block at a time!

What is the IP for TechyCrew Minecraft Server?

Among us, among us roles, fortnite, fortnite creative, Minecraft, roblox, Server, techy, Techy Roblox, TechyCrew

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6924
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Alien Abductions:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83

TechyCrew is a technology-focused company that specializes in providing innovative solutions for businesses and individuals. With a team of experienced professionals, TechyCrew offers services such as software development, web design, cybersecurity solutions, and IT consulting. Their mission is to empower clients with cutting-edge technology to help them thrive in the digital age.

SCP: SITE-19 Roleplay Vanilla Java

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, facility, foundation, growth, java, Lag, Longplay, navigation, OWNER, Ping, player-SCPs, Roleplay, S-NAV, Scp, Server, Site19, surface, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server running on vanilla Minecraft?	Yes, the server is running on vanilla Minecraft.
What are some of the groups of interest I can play as?	You can play as members of the SCP Foundation, Chaos Insurgency, and more.
Is there any lag or ping spikes on the server?	No, the server is paid off by the owner, ensuring smooth gameplay without lag or spikes.
Are there plans for organized roleplay sessions?	Yes, there are plans for longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and interesting tasks.

WildCrafted Realms 1.21

daily habits, efficiency, goal-setting, long tail tags, organization, Prioritization, productivity, rAw TiMe, rAw TiMe tags, Realms, Routines, Scheduling, task management, time allocation, time awareness, time blocking, time efficiency, Time management, time optimization, time tracking, time utilization, WildCrafted

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind into a million pieces and then put it back together with rainbow duct tape? Well, look no further than this absolute madhouse of a server!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and trust me, you’ll be shaking a lot of sticks because the mobs on this server are no joke. They’ll make you question your existence and why you ever thought playing on a vanilla server was a good idea.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a dysfunctional family that you never knew you needed. From the crazy builders to the PvP maniacs, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the rAw TiMe of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

NoMomNoPlayMC

aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, Etiquette, Friend, guest behavior, house rules, Kids, Manners, mom, NoMomNoPlayMC, overreaction, parenting, play date, Respect, Social Skills

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	293	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Towns Built:	7
Zombie Dances:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Potions Brewed:	127	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pizza-hating kids run amok, play fighting leads to broken vases, and Roblox reigns supreme. Our server is like a virtual reality version of that crazy playdate gone wrong, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of trying to keep up with unruly kids while also fending off virtual monsters? It’s a chaotic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for flying chicken nuggets and watch your back for any rogue play fighters. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Players:	110/400	Votes:	4469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7205
Meteorites Collected:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2