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DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2667
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Potions Brewed:	111	Alien Abductions:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Love Letters Sent:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3798
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Runes Activated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	9338	New Chunks Explored:	662357
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Votes:	1763	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mines Excavated:	3745	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Zombie Dances:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3359
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimension Hops:	5

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Crops Grown:	9126
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	103/500	Votes:	3698
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6054
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36