GuineaWormFree2024

New Minecraft Servers

join our epic minecraft server and avoid the guinea worm disease epidemic that is totally not happening in 2024!!! our server is a safe haven from all diseases, real or imaginary. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find. rumor has it, herobrine himself hangs out in our server, ready to challenge you to a build battle or a dance-off. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Mystic Dream Realm 1.21

dream, mystic, Realm

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a parallel universe where llamas wear top hats and dance the Macarena.
I heard they have a secret underground disco made entirely of diamond blocks, where the creepers bust out their sick moves.

And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot.

So, like, why are you still reading this? Go join the server and let the craziness begin!

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CraftyCareer Minecraft Server

Availability, Balancing, business development, busy, career, Communication, CraftyCareer, Friends, friendship, growth, Minecraft, MONEY, neglecting, networking events, Priorities, professional relationships, prospect clients, selfish, Server, Support, Understanding, work

Are you tired of friends who just don’t understand your hustle? Do you want a place where your passion for business development is not only accepted but celebrated? Look no further than our Minecraft server!
Join us for a world where networking events involve building bridges (literally) and prospecting clients means mining for diamonds. Our professional relationships are built on a foundation of cobblestone and teamwork.

Say goodbye to friends who don’t support your career goals and hello to a community that understands the grind. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who appreciate your dedication to success?

So come on over to our server and show Sarah that you’re not choosing money over people, you’re choosing a blocky paradise where your ambitions are valued. Don’t be the asshole, be the diamond in the rough on our server!

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MediPickupMadness

Assistance, Boundaries, Communication, coworker, Favors, friendship, guilt tripping, Help, medication, MediPickupMadness, responsibilities, Support, withdrawals, work

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a hero? Join our server and become the ultimate medication delivery person for your co-worker in need! Forget about building epic structures or battling monsters, your main mission is to pick up prescriptions for your struggling colleague. Will you be able to handle the pressure of being the go-to medication hero, or will you crumble under the guilt-tripping and constant requests? Join now and find out if you have what it takes to be the savior of the pharmacy world!

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RedditCraft: Auto Best, Hot Mess

algorithm, Auto, automatic sorting, best, changes, Community, decision, Decision making, design, Feedback, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, hot, Mess, Online Community, Platform, reddit, RedditCraft, Site, Sorting, update, user experience, user preference

Are you tired of boring old Reddit? Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most epic battles between users over the best sorting algorithm! We promise to never automatically sort by “best” because we believe in chaos and unpredictability! Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft himself will make a guest appearance to settle the debate once and for all. So come join us and fight for your right to hot posts!

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SupremeCraft: NoTrumpNegotiations

ayatollah, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, honorable, Intelligent, international relations, iran, Iran-US Relations, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, NoTrumpNegotiations, nuclear deal, Politics, Rational, sanctions, supreme leader, SupremeCraft, Tensions, trump, united states, War

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you can, like, build a house out of candy canes and ride a giant chicken into battle.
oh, and get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks. true story, bro.

if you join this server, you’ll be, like, best friends with a talking llama who gives out free diamonds every Tuesday. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

so, like, forget about negotiating with Trump or whatever, come join our server and live your best minecraft life. it’s, like, totally rational, intelligent, and honorable.

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Womb Beats: The Musical Server

beats, cardiac patterns, cardiovascular development, classical music, Fetal development, fetal health, fetal heart health, fetal heart rate variability, fetal movements, maternal health, maternal well-being, music and fetal development, music and health, music and pregnancy, music exposure, music therapy, Musical, Pregnancy, prenatal development, regular heart rate, Server, stable heart rate, third trimester, WOMB

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz it will make ur baby super smart and musically inclined even before they pop outta ur belly! imagine ur lil fetus jammin out to mozart and beethoven while u mine for diamonds and build epic castles! ur baby will be the mozart of minecraft, creating symphonies of redstone and note blocks! join now and give ur baby the gift of classical music and epic gaming skills! #fetusgoals #minecraftmozart

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The Nameless

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The Nameless Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type Semi-vanilla SMP

Launch Date January 12, 2025

Compatibility Bedrock and Java

Host Location Virginia, USA

FAQ

Q: Is the server compatible with Bedrock edition?

A: Yes, the server is compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions.

Q: What are some features of the server?

A: The server includes Blaze and Cave advancements, restored Villager and raid mechanics, disabled Phantoms, multiplayer sleep, mob and player head drops, Dynmap, simple Voice Chat, Anti Enderman Grief, and a trust-based economy.

Q: What is the world size of the server?

A: The overworld has a 10k x 10k world border, while the nether and end do not have a border.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply to join the server by following the link provided in the above description.

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Enlightened Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Accountability, consent, Enlightened, gender inequality, Justice, male mental health, male victims, mental health struggles, Misogyny, power dynamics, rape, rape culture, Realms, Revenge, self harm, sexual assault, sexual violence, Therapy, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, Trauma, victim blaming

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and craziness!
Ever wanted to unleash your inner rage in a virtual world? Well, here’s your chance!

Our server is a place where you can let out all your frustrations and go on a rampage like never before.

With no rules and no consequences, you can do whatever you want, whenever you want.

Build, destroy, and conquer – the choice is yours!

So come on, join us and let’s fapp our way to victory!

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ElonIsNotAGoodGuy – Minecraft SMP

Accountability, bad guy, Behavior, business ethics, character assessment, controversy, corporate responsibility, criticism, elon musk, ElonIsNotAGoodGuy, Ethics, leadership, long overdue, Minecraft, public figure, public opinion, public perception, realization, reputation, scrutiny, smp, social media

OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane and you HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s run by this super rich dude who’s like a mix between Tony Stark and a llama. He’s got crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind and a pet creeper named Bob who loves to dance.
But wait, there’s more! The server has this secret underground base where they hold epic PvP tournaments with enchanted diamond swords and flying pigs. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

Plus, there’s this whole drama going on with the mods and admins. They’re like a dysfunctional family with a pet parrot that swears like a sailor. You never know what’s gonna happen next, but it’s always a wild ride.

So, why did it take so long for people to realize Musk is a bad guy? Who cares when you can join this crazy Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky llamas, they’re always up to something.

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Blocky Brain Busters

anxiety, blocky, Brain, Busters, Chronic pain, cluster headaches, depression, Headaches, increased chance, linked, Medical research, mental health, mental illness, Migraine, neurological disorders, preventative measures, public health, risk factors, self harm, stress, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE

do you ever feel like your brain is a scrambled egg? well, on our minecraft server, that’s a good thing! we love players with brain damage because they bring a whole new level of chaos to the game. join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure!
our server is like no other because we have a secret potion that makes your character do the wackiest things. one minute you’ll be building a house, and the next you’ll be flying through the air like a deranged chicken. it’s all part of the fun on our server!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen, then this is the server for you. we have players who have reported seeing unicorns, talking trees, and even a dancing potato. who knows what you’ll encounter when you join us!

so if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a blast with a community of fellow brain-damaged players, then come on over to our minecraft server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

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Frosty Dreamland 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, dark fantasy, Dreamland, FANTASY, friendship, frosty, IMMORTALITY, IT’S FRIEREN FRIDAY, Magic, Manga, Manga community, Manga fans, manga readers, manga recommendation, Manga Review, manga series, manga updates, manga world, Reincarnation, Sousou no Frieren, strong female lead, warrior

Yo, listen up, you funky blockheads! This Minecraft server is like a party in your pants, but for your brain! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where the only limit is your imagination!
We got more mods than a rock concert, more mini-games than a circus on steroids, and more fun than a barrel of monkeys on Red Bull!

Why join? Because on this server, every day is Frieren Friday! So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join the craziest block party this side of the Nether!

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BoomerCrafters: Oldies but Goodies

Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, BoomerCrafters, Experience, getting old, Goodies, growing older, Life Changes, Maturity, Memories, milestone, Nostalgia, Oldies, perspective, realization, redditors, Reflection, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, signs of aging, time passing, wisdom

Are you tired of feeling ancient in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not my fellow block builders, for our server is here to inject some youth back into your pixelated veins! Join us and experience the thrill of pretending to be a virtual miner while simultaneously realizing that you’re one step closer to retirement.
Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is considering early retirement just to hang out with us. And rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to get some inspiration from our epic builds. So come join us and never have to worry about feeling old again, because on our server, age is just a number and fun is eternal.

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NoDealCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, Ayatollah Khamenei, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Iran nuclear program, Iran-US Relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiations, NoDealCraft, nuclear deal, Politics, sanctions, Server, supreme leader, Trump administration, united states, US

so, like, imagine you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, the supreme leader of Iran pops up and is like “nah bro, no negotiations with the US, they tore up the agreement, man.”
like, what even is happening in this server, right? but that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll find here. we’ve got mobs that do the cha-cha, villagers that break out into song and dance, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they’re a thing here. you’ll be flying through the sky on a pig, shooting arrows at creepers and laughing your head off the whole time.

so come join us on this wild and wacky server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you get on the bad side of those dancing mobs, then you might regret it a little.

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AussieCraft: No Nazis Allowed!

Allowed, AussieCraft, Australia, criminal justice, discrimination, extremism, hate crime, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, intolerance, law enforcement, Laws, Legal System, legislation, mandatory jail time, nazi salutes, Nazis, penalties, political extremism, punishment, racial hatred, social justice, tough laws

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we take hating seriously, like Australia serious! if you do a nazi salute in our server, you gonna get locked up in minecraft jail for LIFE! we don’t mess around with dat hate stuff, we all about spreading love and blocks and creepers and stuff. so come join us and be a part of the most law-abiding minecraft community out there, or else you gonna end up like those nazis in Australia, locked up and throw away the key! #blocklove #minecraftjustice #nazisarenotwelcome

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SpudCraft: Dairy-Free Potato Protein

agriculture, alternative protein, animal welfare, biotechnology, Cows, dairy alternatives, dairy industry, dairy protein, DairyFree, environmental impact, food production, food technology, innovation, Israel, Israeli, Plant-Based, plant-based protein, Potato, Potatoes, protein, SpudCraft, Startup, Sustainable Agriculture, Technology

so like, imagine a world where you can make milk from potatoes. like, what the heck, right? this server is like that, but in minecraft form. we got cows and pigs and chickens, but they all produce milk and cheese made from potatoes. it’s like magic, man.
join our server and experience the wonders of potato milk. build a potato farm, milk your potato cows, and make delicious potato cheese. it’s a whole new level of minecraft farming, dude.

plus, we have a secret underground potato lab where you can experiment with different potato breeds to create the ultimate potato milk. trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

so come join us on this wild potato adventure. who needs cows when you have potatoes, right? it’s gonna be a spud-tacular time.

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