GuavaMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	68
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Star Shards Collected:	120	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Animals Bred:	49	Farms Harvested:	964
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
New Chunks Explored:	624889	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	8802
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Towns Built:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Animals Bred:	100	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Emeralds Found:	7673	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magic Items Found:	4309
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Emeralds Found:	9795	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	588	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Dimension Hops:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Votes:	3122	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Void Gems Collected:	36	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0